Bobby Hurley Quotes

#1. I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

Demetri Martin

#2. Right now, I'm just a girl, and there is also magic in that.

Zoraida Cordova

#3. One 'is' a genius only in the sense that one 'is' a syphilitic, in the sense that 'one' is violently problematized by a ferocious exteriority. One returns to the subject of which genius has been predicated to find it charred and devastated beyond recognition.

Nick Land

#4. I like my raps, but I'm never too happy with some of 'em because I feel like they could be better.

Tyler, The Creator

#5. Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is.

Belle De Jour

#6. Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?"
"Yeah, that's a definite possibility," he agreed.
"What if he's not your type?"
"Then we'll only hook up in dark places.

Con Riley

#7. There is nothing on earth so stupid as a gallant officer.

Duke Of Wellington

#8. There must be real gods
see, the painted gods
how fair!

Hilda Doolittle