Bob Uecker Home Run Quotes

#1. This knot of nature is so well tied that nobody was ever cunning enough to find the two ends.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2. I have understanding as well as you; I am not inferior to you: yea, who knoweth not such things as these? - Job xii. 3.

Thomas Hardy

#3. I am very fortunate to have a career. I always have to act. I don't know if I'll have a career to support it for the rest of my life, but I know I'll always act.

Lara Flynn Boyle

#4. You two are bad, sneaking behind Mr. Caswell's back, getting a little something, something on the side.

Rebekkah Ford

#5. I could always make people around me laugh. It was more of a defense mechanism more than anything else, because I was a pretty shy guy.

Tim Hawkins

#6. Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

Maria Bamford

#7. There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead.

Thomas Dewar

#8. Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth.

Henry David Thoreau

#9. My own father held down two jobs, barely affording the little rented house I grew up in. My Dad worked hard, lifted heavy things, and got his hands dirty. The only soap we had at my house was Lava. Heck, I was in college before I found out it wasn't supposed to hurt to take a shower.

Mike Huckabee