Bob Thaves Quotes

#1. Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels.
From: Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves, art by Bob Thaves.

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#2. My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

Bob Thaves

#3. I have seen many other fragments of the cross, in other churches. If all were genuine, our Lord's torment could not have been on a couple of planks nailed together, but on an entire forest.

Umberto Eco

#4. Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

Bob Thaves

#5. A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

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#6. Life (like love) is forgiving and hopeful and, like a bold flower pushing out from the narrow crevice in a rock, will take any gap we allow. However small or large.

Sally Andrew

#7. Fly-fishing is really addictive.

Laura Donnelly

#8. We'd run out of coke but not out of time.

Amanda Boyden

#9. It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

Bob Thaves

#10. Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?

Denise Grover Swank

#11. I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

Bob Thaves

#12. The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

Bob Thaves

#13. People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

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#14. When you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS.

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#15. I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.

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#16. I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

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#17. Flatterers and men of learning do not accord well with each other.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#18. The greatest vision of sin that a person can
ever receive is to look at the cross.

Billy Graham

#19. Money talks - but credit has an echo.

Bob Thaves