Bob Lemon Quotes

#1. I wanted to stare it down and give the reaper the middle finger when I went.

Donna Augustine

#2. Magic always leaves traces...

J.K. Rowling

#3. We're going bowling?' I can't keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass.

Leanne Hall

#4. Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

Bob Lemon

#5. Customers don't expect you to be perfect. They do expect you to fix things when they go wrong.

Don Porter

#6. In that place things begin to wear away even as they are built; the living die a little more each day. The sun is too far away; light slides endlessly into night; fire and love consume themselves; the heart tries to warm itself with ashes.

Patricia A. McKillip

#7. I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

Bob Lemon

#8. I don't know where I come from but I'm here now so deal with it.

Gary Busey

#9. I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

Bob Lemon

#10. I almost never let reality get in the way of a good story.

Elizabeth Bard

#11. I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

Bob Lemon

#12. Raspberry, strawberry, lemon and lime
What do I care
Blueberry, apple, cherry, pumpkin and plum
Call me for dinner
Honey, I'll be there

Bob Dylan

#13. I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.

Bob Lemon

#14. I don't plan anything any more. I just live my life.

Ivo Andric

#15. What can be seductive about the eternal nothing is that the finest day is indifferently this one or any other like it.

Rene Char

#16. In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.

Lois Greiman

#17. 'Something Good' is a feel-good song. A reminder that you're dope and have something wonderful to offer life and yourself and the world.

Estelle

#18. Step up to red alert."
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
- Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf

Rob Grant

#19. The truth is, she's still waiting for her heart to get on board with the decision her heart has made.

Jennifer E. Smith

#20. The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

Bob Lemon