Bob Jones Sayings

#1. Endorsed by Bob Jones, despite calling Mormonism a "cult".

Mitt Romney

#2. I don't much like things to go by somebody's name, like the 'Bob Jones Group Jam Band.'

Isaac Brock

#3. The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating.

George W. Bush

#4. Dr. Bob Jones, Sr. observed, The Devil did not tempt Adam and Eve to steal, to lie, to kill, to commit adultery; he tempted them to live independently of God.

Jim Berg

#5. Don't sacrifice the permanent on the altar of the immediate.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#6. No nation has ever prospered or been blessed like the colored people in the South.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#7. Really the truth is just a plain picture. A plain picture of, let's say, a tramp vomiting in the sewere. You know, and next door to the picture Mr. Rockefeller or Mr. C. W. Jones on the subway going to work. You know, any kind of picture. Just make a collage of pictures.

Bob Dylan

#8. Does Uncle Bob have anything?"
"I heard he has an STD."
"I mean on the women."
"Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

Darynda Jones

#9. You didn't learn the Bible as a Fundamentalist. You learned fragments of Old Testament legalism mixed with Behaviorism & Nietzschean ethics

Jeri Massi

#10. Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

Jerry Coleman

#11. It is a sin to do less than your best.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#12. You're not flaming Bob the Builder, Poppy. There are some things is you can't fix.

Sharon Jones

#13. What you love and what you hate reveal what you are.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#14. dead guys?" "No," I said, watching Dad and Uncle Bob

Darynda Jones

#15. The Bible itself is intolerant, and true followers of God's word should be as well.

Bob Jones III

#16. It is never right to do wrong in order to get a chance to do right.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#17. The acid test of our love for God is obedience to His Word. The greatest ability is dependability. The test of your character is what it takes to stop you. Trust God as if it all depends upon Him, and work as if it all depends upon you.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#18. I was a Charles Schulz kind of guy. I didn't read comics books. The Warner Bros. guys were great - Chuck Jones and Friz Freleng.

Bob Peterson

#19. If you do not do your God-assigned task, throughout eternity there will be a job that has never been done.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#20. I had to promise to look him up if I was ever in the City of Angels." She winked to Uncle Bob. "He liked my voice." "Mom," Amber said, utterly appalled. "You used your feminine wiles on a man you don't even know." Cookie smiled. "That's what they're for, honey. Eat your salad.

Darynda Jones

#21. The greatest ability is dependability.

Bob Jones

#22. The Devil did not tempt Adam and Eve to steal, to lie, to kill, to commit adultery; he tempted them to live independent of God.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#23. Any sin that any sinner ever committed, every sinner under proper provocation could commit.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#24. Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth."
"Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.

Darynda Jones

#25. Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?"
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy.

Darynda Jones

#26. Don't ask God to give you a light burden. Ask Him to give you strong shoulders to carry a heavy burden.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#27. Where have you been?"
I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off as a movie producer to get hot guys to sleep with me. Where have you been?

Darynda Jones

#28. Uncle Bob - "
"I could order you to."
"Well, you'd best be ordering your coffin at the same time."
"I mean it, Charley."
"I suggest a nice mahogany.

Darynda Jones

#29. The Christian life starts with grace, it must continue with grace, it ends with grace. Grace, wondrous grace. MARTYN LLOYD-JONES

Bob Christopher

#30. I didn't sound anything like Capote at the screen test. It was more like Bob Dylan. In his early years. With the flu.

Toby Jones

#31. When gratitude dies on the altar of a man's heart,
that man is well-nigh hopeless.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#32. A man is a fool who leans on the arm of flesh when he can be supported by the arm of Omnipotence.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#33. The test of your character is what it takes to stop you.

Bob Jones, Sr.

#34. It is wonderful when God saves a drunkard which He sometimes does, but it is more wonderful still when God saves little children before they become drunkards, libertines, and degenerates.

Bob Jones, Sr.