Blundering Idiot Quotes

#1. Who was the blundering idiot who said 'fine words butter no parsnips'? Half the parsnips of society are served and rendered palatable with no other sauce.

William Makepeace Thackeray

#2. The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall.

Thomas Carlyle

#3. I'm completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it's the best thing to ever happen to life!

Eve

#4. We are not endeavoring to get ahead of others, but to surpass ourselves.

Hugh B. Brown

#5. It would be the death of you to come with me, Sam," said Frodo, "and I could not have borne that."
"Not as certain as being left behind," said Sam.
"But I am going to Mordor."
"I know that well enough, Mr. Frodo. Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#6. I was obsessed with Nancy Drew growing up - I couldn't get enough.

Alexandra Daddario

#7. Thought you wouldn't open a book before coming, eh, Potter?" Harry

J.K. Rowling

#8. When we wake up to the fact that our thoughts touch the people we are thinking about, we are again asked to choose which thoughts we send out. If we send out the thoughts of the heart, we can heal, even if the person who needs healing is far away.

Robert Moss