Top 33 Blue Balls Quotes
#1. After a murmur of general assent, Ariadne spoke up. "And oh my God, I have to pump my boobs. You guys, you don't even know. It's like having blue balls strapped to your chest!" After a horrified silence, the men practically ran screaming from the building.
Amy Lane
#2. Celibate? He lived and breathed sex. Considered sex the eighth wonder of the world. Suffering blue balls was for teenagers. Not grown men.
Kate Angell
#3. My chest rising and falling with
my impatience. I was going to be the first person in history to ever die from lust. Female blue balls.
T.M. Frazier
#4. I wondered if full-blooded vampires had something like blue balls for their fangs if they didn't get to feed when they were expecting to. Like some kind of pseudo-sexual gingivitis.
Sierra Dean
#5. All it did was work me up even more, until I had to relieve it one way or another, preferably through sex. And I knew it was only going to get worse if I didn't do something about it, blue-balls the least of my worries, my bipolar disorder like a bitch in heat.
Marita A. Hansen
#6. I'm your best buddy, and you don't want me to die from a giant case of blue balls?"
"I don't think that's fatal," Aggie said.
"Have you ever had blue balls?" Eric asked.
She grinned and flipped her gaze to the ceiling. "Well ... "
"They're not just for Smurfs.
Olivia Cunning
#7. Apollo was the damn God of Cock Blocking, and one of his powers was delivering blue balls.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#8. Bloody my nose, freeze my nipples, give me blue balls, what else are you going to do to me today?
Jill Patten
#9. maybe you just want her to play with your Lego parts, and tinker with your big blue balls? Just once?" I said.
Amelia Hutchins
#10. The woman was going to fucking kill me. Death by utter fucking confusion and the most severe case of blue balls known to man.
Jessica Gadziala
#11. Let him lust for you until he has blue balls
Sylvia Day
#12. I'm far too sexy to be suffering from blue balls.
J.J. McAvoy
#14. And there begins a lang digression about the lords o' the creation.
Robert Burns
#16. I'm jealous of that time when you could afford lofts and survive on almost nothing. You can't do that anymore.
Jim Shaw
#17. How long we talking?" Sacks asks. "We're closer to three years than we are over two now," Katie blabs. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," Candy says. "Talk about blue lady balls," Sacks joins in. "There's probably cobwebs up in your shit," Louise commiserates.
Jordan Marie
#18. Wisps of arctic blue and green and purple buzzed and whirled within those sharp spikes, sending out a wild coruscation of coloured light. The aurora was mesmerizing and blinding at the same time, and little disco balls hoped that they could grow up to be half as brilliant one day.
Jim Butcher
#19. Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.
Nora Roberts
#20. In just seconds I'd seen another shade of him, and if it had been light where we were now, he'd have seen the same of me. So I was grateful, as I had been so often in my life, for the dark.
Sarah Dessen
#21. Tonight they granted at least one wish," I whispered, and I lowered my head so our lips drifted over one another. "I love you Adam, no matter how lost you are ... or I am ... I will only ever love you.
Cassandra Giovanni
#22. I swear to God," she muttered, fighting a laugh, "if you've dusted me with blue, I'll tie your balls in a knot and hang you up by them on the nearest sharp object I see.
Nalini Singh
#23. The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid, and if he is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.
Don Drysdale
#24. All I could see was my life without you in it. And it was a fucking dark and horrible place.
A Meredith Walters
#25. Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
Anonymous
#26. Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
Ralphie May
#27. You know your safewords?" I put as much menace into my words as I can. She rolls her eyes, making sure I see it. "Yeah, yeah. Yellow for slow down. Red for stop. Blue for your balls. Green for go.
Cate Bellerose
#28. Why did I get married in a ballpark? My wife wanted a big diamond
Mookie Wilson
#29. Much scientific truth proved to be as hypothetical as poetic allegory. The relationshiip of those rod-connected blue and red balls to an actual atomic structure was about the same as the relationship of Christianity to the fish or the Lamb.
Tom Robbins
#30. God, you smell so fucking good," I managed. "You just have no idea." "Rain," he said warningly. "Just remember that payback is a bitch. A bitch with blue fucking balls." And
S.E. Harmon
#31. To ignore death and to be afraid of it is dumb because everyone is going to face it at some point. If you look at death and the reality of it, you realize that we're all going to die, so let's use this time on Earth to be positive and do good things.
Ray Toro
#32. It's easy, man. I just take the ball and throw. Hard! It's a God-given talent! No one can teach it to you. They either hit it or they don't.
Vida Blue
#33. That's your pitch to women? Let's get naked?" He snorted. "No wonder your balls are blue.
Nalini Singh
