Bivalent Canine Quotes

#1. Take a random selection of photographs of America in 2012 and 2002 and 1992 and, except for the skinny jeans and the porkpie hats, you'll be hard-pressed to tell the years in which the pictures were taken.

Graydon Carter

#2. Like it says in the Bible, being a friend means never having to witness farting belly buttons. Or something.

Jenny Lawson

#3. The invisible dilemma is that men face the very real problem that they don't feel comfortable bringing these issues up and they tend not to be acknowledged at work.

James Levine

#4. You learn something from everything you do. With every project I've ever done, I've always treated it like I'm still in school.

Kim Basinger

#5. No matter how dark and gloomy it looks in your life right now, if you'll release the weight of those burdens, you will see the sun break forth.

Joel Osteen

#6. Breath and heat and contact and shirts off and skin on skin and smiles and murmurs and the enormity revealing itself in the tiniest of gestures, the most delicate sensations.

David Levithan

#7. I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal.

Jennifer Estep