Bitter Truth Funny Quotes

#1. We started Fox when everyone said it couldn't be done.

Rupert Murdoch

#2. In my dream, spring came after summer, came after fall, came after winter, came after spring.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#3. I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not..

Noel Coward

#4. We are as gods on our little rock in the vast bleak cosmos and it's way past time we started getting good at that instead of just posing on Olympus and photoshopping our zits out. The future is more than an Instagram filter.

Warren Ellis

#5. If war is not holy man is nothing but antic clay.

Cormac McCarthy

#6. To enjoy the beauty of the world, don't try to fit in. Try to fly out of your perceived boundaries.

Debasish Mridha

#7. Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends
my real friends
had done for me.

Meg Cabot

#8. I'm proud of this guy. I really am. And nothing that has happened in the last couple of weeks is gonna take that away. He's not a liar. He's a kid. He's a 21-year-old kid trying to be a man and I love him. I really do

Manti Te'o

#9. One of the falsest of proverbs is that you must lie on the bed that you have made. The experience of life shows that people are constantly doing things which must lead to disaster, and yet by come chance manage to evade the result of their folly.

W. Somerset Maugham

#10. Time and tide will wait for no man, saith the adage. But all men have to wait for time and tide.

Charles Dickens

#11. And we step off the curb, all of us together, as if to say: Here we come. Through hard days and good ones, through despair and through exhilaration, in love and out of love, for just now or for forever. Here we come. It's our parade.

Nina LaCour

#12. Do kisses fade like Polaroid pictures if you don't pay attention to them?

Ali Harris

#13. To read in the Bible, as the word of God himself, that "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, ["] and to preach there-from that, "In the sweat of other mans faces shalt thou eat bread," to my mind can scarcely be reconciled with honest sincerity.

Abraham Lincoln

#14. [Time was] an accordion, all the air squeezed out of it as you grew old.

Helen Hooven Santmyer

#15. From the wrestling of his own soul with the great enemy, comes that depth and mystery which startles us in Hamlet.

Jones Very