Top 16 Birthday Sex Quotes

#1. Birthday sex is my speciality.

Amy Andrews

#2. It was another horrible yet almost laughable moment. Cupcakes and birthday car sex had been my undoing.

Richelle Mead

#3. Their path to advancement might look less like a straight line and more like some of the pressure distributions and orbits they plotted, but they were determined to take a seat at the table.

Margot Lee Shetterly

#4. Successful people spend 10% of their time focused on the problems and 90% of the rest, focused on the solution.

Tony Robbins

#5. Because you continue to inhabit and believe your metaphors, you cannot see what is true.

William P. Young

#6. My life is a party, to be experienced and shared with everyone I know!

Louise Hay

#7. That maxim of Descartes: "Question everything!" Question everything!

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#8. The discovery of heroes is rarely linear or obvious. They usually sneak up on you.

Nina Easton

#9. Except, now that I don't have a car, I can't really make good on my birthday promise."
Sydney thought about it for several moments. "Well. I've got a car."
An hour later, I vowed I'd never make fun of that Mazda again.

Richelle Mead

#10. I have not met this person, and yet I hate him more than anything, for in him is everything I hate.

Ben Willoughby

#11. This incomprehensible war would take from him even the humanity to find it incomprehensible.

Anthony Marra

#12. I think anybody that's worked hard and has built something and has been successful can testify to how, you know, how wonderful that was, how wonderful it still is.

Kid Rock

#13. Critics! Those cut-throat bandits in the paths of fame.

Robert Burns

#14. If you ever try that again," I say, taking a sip of chocolate to wet my suddenly parched throat, "I will beat you silly with your own cane.

Kiersten White

#15. 'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give.

Jeremih

#16. I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

Johnny Vegas

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