Bill Mauldin Quotes

#1. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Bill Mauldin

#2. Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.

Amelia Hutchins

#3. Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

Bill Mauldin

#4. [Editorial cartooning] is essentially a destructive art. We are not pontificators, or molders of thought - or at least we shouldn't try to be. Ours is more the role of the lowly gadfly: circle and stab, circle and stab. Roughly put, our credo should be, if it's big, hit it.

Bill Mauldin

#5. I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

Bill Mauldin

#6. Maidstone," he says, "in Kent. But I moved

Paula Hawkins

#7. 'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Bill Mauldin

#8. I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Bill Mauldin

#9. Not like the me was some tough somebody, or somebody she had put together for show. But like, like somebody she favored and could count on. A secret somebody you didn't have to feel sorry for or have to fight for. -Felice

Toni Morrison

#10. If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

Bill Mauldin

#11. Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.

Bill Mauldin

#12. I love you. I've loved you from the beginning. And I will love you long after the last stars dies. I will love you until the end of darkness itself.

Laura Thalassa

#13. The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

Bill Mauldin

#14. Research can be a big clunker. It's difficult to know how you can make the historical light.

Michael Ondaatje

#15. I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don't think life could be any more miserable.

Bill Mauldin

#16. My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about the Normandy invasion and observing to his buddy that: The hell this ain't the most important hole in the world . I'm in it.

Bill Mauldin

#17. You're out on stage, the music is blaring, the crowd is screaming, the lights are flashing, your heart is pumping, the sweat is flying, and it's the greatest feeling in the whole world.

Michael Flatley

#18. Oh, they've been putting in the long hours ... But is that because they don't have the skills, and everything takes twice as long? Or do they put in these hours to avoid what they should be doing ... which is stopping and binning a lot of [their work]?

Louise Wilson

#19. We need common sense and political stability and sensible, workable policies. That's what government is for.

Bruce Sterling

#20. A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well.

Bill Mauldin

#21. I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Bill Mauldin

#22. I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

Bill Mauldin

#23. Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

Bill Mauldin