Top 100 Bill Hader Quotes

#1. I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: 'South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys.

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#2. David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.

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#3. Top Ten lists make me insane. I just know they're going to change daily.

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#4. I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

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#5. I started making little short films with friends, and then I decided I wanted to get into the school play in high school.

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#6. When you're at your absolute, most exhausted ... That's when you have to be at the top of your game.

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#7. Getting 'SNL' was pretty amazing, so just to be able to have an eight-year career there and be really happy with everything I did, it was pretty big.

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#8. 'The State' was a huge thing for me. I watched that and 'SNL' together when I was 15, 16.

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#9. People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem possible. It would've been like saying, 'Hey, do you wanna go to the moon?'

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#10. I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' when I was 11. When you watch 'Clockwork Orange' at 11, it either totally scares you from watching movies, or you want to become a filmmaker. I was the latter.

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#11. When you're performing, you're playing to the back row. With acting, you have to be more nuanced.

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#12. I - at the table reads, I break constantly. If something is up there that I'm not expecting, I tend to - I can't help myself; I'll start laughing.

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#13. I collect movies. So I have all those in binders. I don't have the DVDs out. I put them in binders.

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#14. I loved growing up in Tulsa.

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#15. When 'MacGruber' came out, David Wain was one of the first people who publicly championed it.

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#16. Turns out typecasting is a real thing.

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#17. I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall on my face. Things worked out when I tried to make it about what I was feeling at that moment and what I was into in that moment of my life.

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#18. I've seen people who come to work say, 'No, I'm doing it this way, and that's that.' I'm the opposite - I like being out of my element; it's where I like to live.

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#19. If a movie doesn't even have financing yet, they'll do a table read for it at a casting director's office with actors, for the producer and the writer, just to hear if the movie is working.

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#20. I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount of time I spend doing certain things or I'll just wade in it, and then I'll never come out.

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#21. I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

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#22. I'm always up before everybody else. I also crash at 3 o'clock when everybody's at their prime.

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#23. I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and they star in it. I would just be like, 'Oh, I don't even want to look at my face.'

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#24. It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!'

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#25. When you move to L.A. or New York, it's easy to get a little lost and forget your original goal.

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#26. I'm very close to my sisters.

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#27. I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing.

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#28. I'm not a fan of the Eagles, but I've watched their documentary numerous times and everyone who's watched it with me has sung along to the songs, much to my dismay.

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#29. Sometimes you're working with somebody, and you can tell they're just waiting to say their line.

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#30. Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my iPod - the Pixies, Wagner, Richard and Linda Thompson, even books on tape. Just not self-help ones.

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#31. It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me up in what looks like a Transformer, and I think, 'Oh, that's what movie stars are driving. I guess I'm not a movie star.'

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#32. Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

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#33. My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.

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#34. I'm a huge fan of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

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#35. All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

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#36. I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'

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#37. I hated pitch meetings. Pitch meetings were my least favorite part of the week. I just gave up. I was so terrible at them.

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#38. Voices are a good way to get in and out of things. James Carville constantly calls my wife to say I'll be home late. Mandy Patinkin and Al Pacino call to get me restaurant reservations.

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#39. If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

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#40. I don't believe in the term 'guilty pleasure,' because it implies I should feel ashamed for liking something. A real guilty pleasure would be, I don't know, taking gratification in some stranger's ghastly death or something - which I guess I do enjoy, because I read a ton of true crime.

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#41. A lot of times I think people, when they're doing a movie that's a family movie, they're worried about this being too esoteric or too dark or too weird.

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#42. I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.

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#43. The first time I ever acted was in 'The Glass Menagerie' in high school, and my first line was, 'I didn't know Shakespeare had a sister.'

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#44. I get migraines a lot. I get them when I'm stressed out. My brain freezes, and I just try to get through that.

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#45. You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be in a good movie.

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#46. To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you just want something different in your private life. Makes you feel balanced, I guess.

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#47. It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

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#48. Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

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#49. I move out here, and next thing I know I'm 25, and the only thing I've heard is, 'Can you get a coffee, can you hurry up with the thing, blah blah blah.' It was nice doing something and hearing someone go, 'Hey, you're good at this.'

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#50. As far as post-'SNL' career, whatever kind of comes my way that looks interesting, I'll do it, you know?

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#51. There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

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#52. When people tell you what doesn't work, they're usually right. When they tell you how to fix it, they're usually wrong.

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#53. My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.

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#54. If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight line of dialogue because I can't sing to save my life.

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#55. The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic.

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#56. I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.

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#57. My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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#58. To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it, and I was like, 'Okay, I'm the impression guy.' So you imagine the cast at 'SNL' is an A-Team, and you've got the explosives guy, and I'm the impression guy.

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#59. When I met Judd Apatow, he told me I should start writing screenplays. They'd be really bad at first, but the more I did it, the better I'd get.

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#60. Before you get to 'SNL,' you have your own sensibility. And when you get to 'SNL,' it's the show's sensibility.

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#61. To be honest, I don't know how comedy works.

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#62. I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?' What?' And I kinda made a big plea in the writer's room, like, 'Guys, you should really watch it. It's good. It's addicting. My wife and I are obsessed with it.'

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#63. I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.

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#64. Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.

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#65. Paul Rudd is a huge 'Hot Rod' fan.

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#66. I never resented anybody for being successful.

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#67. When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you'll be fine.

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#68. Bill Hader does a really good impression of me.

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#69. 'Superbad' was such a personal movie.

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#70. One of the reasons I started working at 'South Park,' actually, was that I wanted to learn how to structure things and how to tell a story.

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#71. I always felt better co-writing something - always co-writing. Because if I was the lead of it and it failed, then it failed on my own accord. I would say, "Well, I liked it or I screwed up. I take the hit on this one."

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#72. Every relationship is work.

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#73. I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly because we didn't have any money.

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#74. I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me for, so I love doing it ... I don't really think about it in terms of 'Well, I should do this because it's comedy or drama.'

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#75. I learned a lot just watching people perform.

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#76. 'Vanity Fair' did this grid thing a couple years ago, connecting people who've worked together, and I had the most branches on it or whatever, because I'd worked with so-and-so and so-and-so worked with so-and-so, and I was kind of in the middle.

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#77. I'm the only one in Tulsa, Oklahoma, that has Final Draft on my computer. Then you show up and go to any coffee shop in L.A., and there are a hundred people your age with Final Draft.

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#78. In Tulsa, it was sports or nothing.

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#79. My mom, dad, grandparents, we all do voices.

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#80. When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they were acting like that person. They weren't like - it wasn't even like they were really trying to go for a laugh, especially in Phil Hartman's case.

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#81. I was always self-conscious about the fact that I didn't have as much comedy experience as other people at 'SNL,' and I kept thinking they were going to realize they'd made a mistake by hiring me.

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#82. I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of different stuff, taking whatever opportunities are there, to see what works.

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#83. There's a movie called 'Pod People' that has a weird little anteater alien. That was a good alien.

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#84. I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression.

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#85. I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

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#86. I like watching Kate McKinnon do something - there's a joy in seeing a new move from somebody and going, 'Oh, she can do that.'

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#87. My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.'

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#88. You know what, I remember being on my T-ball team and telling people about 'Platoon.'

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#89. My wife and I were on our honeymoon in Turks and Caicos, in the middle of nowhere, and I'm sitting on this deserted beach, and I see one lone person walking along the shore. He walks right up to me and says, 'I love 'Laser Cats,' and then just walks away.

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#90. I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working as a production assistant knocked that right out of me.

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#91. Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

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#92. I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

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#93. Going to any loud place is terrible for me. I'm bad at loud restaurants.

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#94. If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself, and you repeat the same behavior.

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#95. I was into writing and directing. I was a bit of a reluctant actor. I would always ask friends to shoot or direct their movies, but then they'd want me to be in them.

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#96. Fred Armisen does a pretty good me.

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#97. Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.

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#98. I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

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#99. Let's face it: I look pretty out of shape.

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#100. Fred Willard still makes me laugh.

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