Top 79 Bilbo's Quotes

#1. Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #22586
#2. I get a lot of fan mail addressed to Bilbo and sometimes Sir Bilbo - it's hardly ever addressed to Ian Holm, in fact. My business manager drafts the replies, and then I pop in to the office and sign them, 'Bilbo!'

Ian Holm

Bilbo's Quotes #135981
#3. Bilbo was tempted to slay him with his sword. But pity stayed him, and though he kept the ring, in which his only hope lay, he would not use it to help him kill the wretched creature at a disadvantage. In

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #160129
#4. As they sang the hobbit felt in love of beautiful things made by hands and by cunning and by magic moving through him, a fierce and a jealous love, the desire of the hearts of dwarves.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #179746
#5. It is no bad thing celebrating a simple life.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #184232
#6. The original 'Hobbit' was never intended to have a sequel - Bilbo 'remained very happy to the end of his days and those were extraordinarily long': a sentence I find an almost insuperable obstacle to a satisfactory link.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #225375
#7. I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness.

Sadie Grubor

Bilbo's Quotes #231115
#8. Sorry! I don't want any adventures, thank you. Not Today. Good morning! But please come to tea -any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Good bye!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #258437
#9. I am he that walks unseen.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #273390
#10. It is mine, I tell you. My own. My precious. Yes, my precious.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #309314
#11. As they passed through the camp an old man, wrapped in a dark cloak, rose from a tent door where he was sitting and came towards them. "Well done! Mr. Baggins!" he said, clapping Bilbo on the back. "There is always more about you than anyone expects!" It was Gandalf.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #315697
#12. I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can't be right. I need a change, or something.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #351337
#13. This is the Arkenstone of Thrain," said Bilbo, "the Heart of the Mountain; and it is also the heart of Thorin.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #351408
#14. Bilbo was going to be eleventy-one, 111, a rather curious number, and a very respectable age for a hobbit (the Old Took himself had only reached 130); and Frodo was going to be thirty-three, 33, an important number: the date of his 'coming of age'.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #359472
#15. Then the prophecies of the old songs have turned out to be true, after a fashion!" said Bilbo. "Of course!" said Gandalf. "And why should not they prove true? Surely you don't disbelieve the prophecies, because you had a hand in bringing them about yourself?

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #371784
#16. Gandalf looked at him. My dear Bilbo! he said. Something is the matter with you! You are not the hobbit that you were.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #384862
#17. Beginning with Bilbo's unexpected party in chapter 1 with its tea, seed-cakes, buttered scones, apple-tarts, mince-pies, cheese, eggs, cold chicken, pickles, beer, coffee, and smoke rings, we find that a reverence, celebration, and love of the everyday is an essential part of Tolkien's moral vision

Devin Brown

Bilbo's Quotes #408183
#18. How could such a large door be kept secret from everybody outside, apart from the dragon? [Bilbo] asked. He was only a little hobbit you must remember.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #501532
#19. All your long years we have been friends. Trust me as you once did, let it go

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #511357
#20. The washing-up was so dismally real that Bilbo was forced to believe the party of the night before had not been part of his bad dreams, as he had rather hoped.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #541442
#21. I'm a Browncoat, man." "More like turncoat," Daltry said, and laughed. Flecks of spittle hit Bilbo in the face.

Joe Hill

Bilbo's Quotes #577306
#22. Just a plain hobbit you look,' said Bilbo. 'But there is more about you now than appears on the surface. Good luck to you!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #611754
#23. I love Bilbo Baggins. I relate really well to Bilbo!

Peter Jackson

Bilbo's Quotes #678348
#24. That's not real good goddamn timing." "Artery stenosis is famously inconvenient," Bilbo said. "It never calls in advance. Just drops in to party whenever it feels like it.

Joe Hill

Bilbo's Quotes #696661
#25. That leaves you just ten minutes. You will have to run," said Gandalf. "But - ," said Bilbo. "No time for it," said the wizard. "But - ," said Bilbo again. "No time for that either! Off you go!" To

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #760574
#26. But our back is to legends and we are coming home. I suppose this is the first taste of it.'
'There is a long road yet,' said Gandalf.
'But it is the last road,' said Bilbo.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #803506
#27. Yes, yes, my dear sir - and I do know your name, Mr. Bilbo Baggins.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #858267
#28. When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #891144
#29. What have I got in my pocket?" he said aloud. He was talking to himself, but Gollum thought it was a riddle, and he was frightfully upset.
"Not fair! not fair!" he hissed. "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #932544
#30. On the surface, you think you wouldn't have to think at all about being asked to play Bilbo in 'The Hobbit.' It's not prison; it's a good gig. But you know it's going to take a long time, and it does. There are times when you thought: 'Gee, I've not seen my house for months.'

Martin Freeman

Bilbo's Quotes #934144
#31. Far over the misty mountains cold. To dungeons deep, and caverns old

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #952673
#32. The chance never arrived, until Bilbo Baggins was grown up, being about fifty years old or so,

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #985597
#33. Bilbo. "Ha!" thought he, warming to his new work as he lifted it carefully out, "this

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1036008
#34. Knowing the truth about the vanishing did not lessen their opinion of Bilbo at all; for they saw that he had some wits, as well as luck and a magic ring - and all three are very useful possessions.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1043561
#35. Such bees! Bilbo had never seen anything like them.
"If one were to sting me," He thought "I should swell up as big as I am!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1045199
#36. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1048782
#37. Books ought to have good endings.How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1096522
#38. Moon-letters are rune-letters, but you cannot see them.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1103704
#39. I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1123431
#40. Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps because I am afraid, and he gives me courage.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1130213
#41. Back now to the mountain!" cried Thorin. "We have little time to lose." "And little food to use!" cried Bilbo, always practical on such points. In any case he felt that the adventure was, properly speaking, over with the death of the dragon.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1131549
#42. Bilbo of course ought to have been on his guard; but Smaug had rather an overwhelming personality.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1155172
#43. His sword, Sting, Bilbo hung over his fireplace, and his coat of marvellous mail, the gift of the Dwarves from the Dragon-hoard, he lent to a museum, to the Michel Delving Mathom-house in fact.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1168702
#44. Bilbo Baggins was standing at his door after breakfast smoking an enormous long wooden pipe that reached nearly down to his woolly toes (neatly brushed) - Gandalf came by.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1186522
#45. He took off," Bilbo said. "Like you said he would. Caught a cab outside the lobby." "You get the cab number?" "And the license," Bilbo said, and told him both.

Joe Hill

Bilbo's Quotes #1199089
#46. You take after Bilbo,' said Gandalf. 'There is more about you than meets the eye, as I said of him long ago.' Frodo wondered if the remark meant more than it said

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1207349
#47. My dear People, began Bilbo, rising in his place. 'Hear! Hear! Hear!' they shouted, and kept on repeating it in chorus, seeming reluctant to follow their own advice.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1211136
#48. There was a large notice in black and red hung on the gate, stating that on June the Twenty-second Messrs Grubb, Grubb, and Burrowes would sell by auction the effects of the late Bilbo Baggins Esquire, of Bag-End, Underhill, Hobbiton.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1304162
#49. the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1342500
#50. Martin Freeman as [Bilbo] is just a revelation.

James Nesbitt

Bilbo's Quotes #1346197
#51. It was at this point that Bilbo stopped. Going on from there was the bravest thing he ever did. The tremendous things that happened afterward were as nothing compared to it. He fought the real battle in the tunnel alone, before he ever saw the vast danger that lay in wait.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1354988
#52. And here's the burglar!" said Bilbo stepping down into the middle of them, and slipping off the ring.

Anonymous

Bilbo's Quotes #1370812
#53. But - ," said Bilbo. "No time for it," said the wizard. "But - ," said Bilbo again. "No time for that either! Off you go!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1389515
#54. Bilbo lay with his eyes shut, gasping an taking pleasure in the feel of the fresh air again, and hardly noticing the excitement of the dwarves, or how they praised him and patted him on the back and put themseves and all their families for generations to come at his service.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1390977
#55. We are plain quiet folk, and I have no use for adventures. Nasty, disturbing, and uncomfortable things.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1398244
#56. If ever you are passing my way," said Bilbo, "don't wait to knock! Tea is at four; but any of you are welcome at any time!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1417225
#57. Don't be a fool Mr. Baggins if you can help it.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1421962
#58. Holy smoke, here comes trouble," Betty said. "I need to be somewhere else." "Stay right where you are, Bilbo. You caused this, you need to take some responsibility." Betty glowered but sank back into the chair that fit her bum.

Janet Elizabeth Henderson

Bilbo's Quotes #1423676
#59. This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils
that has been more than any baggins deserves.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1479760
#60. This Jacob dude sounds like a real Bilbo Douche-Baggins.

Jess Rothenberg

Bilbo's Quotes #1487334
#61. From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.

Ben Aaronovitch

Bilbo's Quotes #1531503
#62. Bilbo shut his mouth tight with a snap. "That's right," said Gandalf.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1539054
#63. Getting rid of dragons is not at all in my line, but I will do my best to think about it. Personally I have no hopes at all, and wish I was safe back at home.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1554137
#64. You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees of Bilbo Baggins again?

Kevin Hearne

Bilbo's Quotes #1557050
#65. She had a bottle of water in her pack - a big one with a squeeze-top - but suddenly all Trisha wanted in the world was to prime the pump in the little hut and get a drink, cold and fresh, from its rusty lip. She would drink and pretend she was Bilbo Baggins, on his way to the Misty Mountains.

Stephen King

Bilbo's Quotes #1558283
#66. It was the Arkenstone, the Heart of the Mountain. So Bilbo guessed from Thorin's description; but indeed there could not be two such gems, even in so marvellous a hoard, even in all the world.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1565660
#67. Books ought to have good endings.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1574344
#68. The back again carrying Bilbo, was grabbed from behind in the dark. He shouted

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1594052
#69. Blunt the knives.
Bend the forks.
Smash the bottles and burn the corks.
Chip the glasses and crack the plates.
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1605577
#70. The truth is that the world is full of dragons, and none of us are as powerful or cool as we'd like to be. And that sucks. But when you're confronted with that fact, you can either crawl into a hole and quit, or you can get out there, take off your shoes, and Bilbo it up.

Patrick Rothfuss

Bilbo's Quotes #1654027
#71. I don't think I know your name.'
'Yes, yes my dear sir and I do know your name Mr. Bilbo Baggins. And you do know my name, though you don't remember that I belong to it. I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1662614
#72. I can put it no plainer than by saying that Bilbo was meant to find the Ring, and not by its maker. In which case you also were meant to have it. And that may be an encouraging thought.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1741764
#73. We don't want any adventures here, thank you! ... Make you late for dinner!" Bilbo Baggins "The Hobbit

JRR Tollien

Bilbo's Quotes #1789697
#74. I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1813670
#75. After some while Bilbo became impatient. "Well, what is it?" he said. "The answer's not a kettle boiling over, as you seem to think by the noise you are making.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1821444
#76. I know I don't look old, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart ... I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1821666
#77. I am like a burglar that can't get away, but must go on miserably burgling the same house day after day.
- Bilbo Baggins

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1834705
#78. Gandalf sat at the head of the party with the thirteen dwarves all round: and Bilbo sat on a stool at the fireside,

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1874214
#79. Bilbo saw that the moment had come when he must do something.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bilbo's Quotes #1876582

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