Bien Sur Quotes

#1. It is, indeed, a trial to maintain the virtue of humility when one can't help being right.

Judith Martin

#2. Getting a not-guilty verdict was a long shot. Even when you knew in your gut that you were sitting next to an innocent man at the defense table, you also knew that the NGs came grudgingly from a system designed only to deal with the guilty.

Michael Connelly

#3. Ah," said Lien Shu, "it is true that a blind person cannot appreciate beautiful patterns and forms, and the deaf cannot appreciate the music of bells and drums. Yet blindness and deafness do not only afflict people physically, they also exist in the minds and attitudes of people.

Zhuangzi

#4. She's also the kind of person who pretends to ask a question just to show off what she already knows.

Becky Albertalli

#5. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Mature Jokemaker Jr.

#6. If a person fights the clear evidence of his senses he will never be able to share in genuine tranquillity

Epicurus

#7. The measure of a country's prosperity should not be how many poor people drive cars, but how many affluent people use public transportation.

Michael Hogan

#8. But this is a remarkable egg, an egg worth talking about, an egg worth crossing the street for, an egg worth writing about.

Seth Godin

#9. Lots of people committed crimes during the year who would not have done so if they had been fishing. The increase of crime is among those deprived of the regenerations that impregnate the mind and character of the fisherman.

Herbert Hoover

#10. Always keep in mind that even your most dreadful expectations, are still nothing more than mere assumptions

Sherif A. El-Mawardy

#11. When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain

#12. I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.

Chris Hardwick