Bidet Quotes

#1. Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it.

Ken Marino

#2. And her delicacy offended. Who wants a delicate whore! Claude would even ask you to turn your face away when she squatted over the bidet. All wrong! A man, when he's burning up with passion, wants to see things; he wants to see everything, even how they make water.

Henry Miller

#3. I don't want to judge America. I love America. God bless America. There are so many wonderful things about America. The fork! But we are a little behind on the bidet situation. I'm willing to say that. Hopefully we'll get our act together.

Ken Marino

#4. Do you think this is a bloomin' hotel? What, next you'll be wanting a bidet?"
With infuriated embarrassment, I ground out, "Unless you like it messy, I suggest you show me an alternative, and fast.

Jeaniene Frost

#5. Ah," he said in a tone of genial wisdom, "a chancellor is rather like a bidet. Everyone is pleased to have one, but no one knows quite what they are for." A chancellor is nominally the head of a university, but in practice has no role, no power, no purpose.

Bill Bryson

#6. Music is our bidet, man.

Tim Hensley

#7. Good political leadership for me involves getting the big decisions right - however difficult, however controversial, however potentially divisive - and then being able to take people with you.

Charles Kennedy

#8. His brand of sex comes with a warning label.

Belle Aurora

#9. Anyway, I believe you don't fix the inside by putting something on the outside.

Elle Macpherson

#10. Those who cry to be young again should think twice before they seal those prayers.

Laura Whitcomb

#11. I'm wondering if they haven't reported all the people with MS, because if all of the cases were reported, the government would have to step in and give more financial aid to us.

Teri Garr

#12. History is little more than the story of man's sin, and the daily newspaper a running commentary on it.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

#13. watering the Japanese anemones naked again last week and you know what the police said about that. Liv x The last

Jojo Moyes

#14. Maybe it was wrong to take comfort in Hayden's arms, but she wouldn't find comfort anywhere else.

K.A. Linde

#15. Practicing mindfulness enables us to become a real person. When we are a real person, we see real people around us, and life is present in all its richness.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#16. I think Mr. Clarke had a tendency to interfere too much with the activities of the CIA, and our leadership at the senior level let him interfere too much. So criticism from him I kind of wear as a badge of honor.

Michael Scheuer