Bible Code Quotes

#1. States are doomed when they are unable to distinguish good men from bad.

Antisthenes

#2. If you take advantage of the fact that technology abolishes distance, then you won't need to go to India. Just go to Indiana.

William J. Clinton

#3. Being a control freak makes us tense, stressed out, and unpleasant to be with.

Judith Orloff

#4. Ways and Means Committee Chairman says the tax code is tax code is longer than the Bible without the good news

David Camp

#5. [The Internal Revenue Code is] about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news

Don Nickles

#6. The guru cannot awaken you; all that he can do is to point out what is.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#7. All that truly counts is whether you grew into all you could have been and whether you showed leadership by using your potential to positively contribute to the lives of other human beings. And it all begins within. So your absolute best can shine.

Robin S. Sharma

#8. He was giving me the same look I got Wednesday night right before he kissed me, and I knew I hadn't imagined anything. It was anger and desire mixed together to make something hot enough for my knees to go weak.

Penelope Douglas

#9. You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.

Phil Robertson

#10. It's amazing what sleep does for your looks.

Emily Procter

#11. Bible: Various portions of it, when properly interpreted, contain a code of behaviour which many men consider best suited to the ultimate happiness of mankind.

Isaac Asimov

#12. We cannot accept any code or creed that uniformly defrauds woman of all her natural rights.

Elizabeth Cady Stanton

#13. Nonprofit status is what created the Bible Belt. The tax code brought religion back to this country.

Gore Vidal

#14. It is not simply a theological treatise, a code of laws, a religious homily, but the Bible - the book - while the only book for the soul, the best book for the mind

Herrick Johnson

#15. The tax code is 10 times the size of the Bible with none of the good news.

Paul Ryan

#16. I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.

Tom Green

#17. The Bible is man in a nutshell. Good and evil live side by side in the same book. That's why it's cherished. The good find in it encouragement, the weak solace, the evil, justification.

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#18. Under Islamic law, adoption is difficult.

Richard Engel

#19. The code of Manu differs from the bible. By means of it the nobles, the philosophers, and the warriors keep the whip hand over the majority. It is full of noble valuations; it shows a feeling of perfection, an acceptance of life, and triumphant feeling toward self and life.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#20. Let's take some extra time to talk about one: Only the number one can create all numbers with this simple equation, 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321. One, expressed nine times, multiplied by itself, produces all subsequent numbers progressively and then inversely. Zero is not a number.

Michael Ben Zehabe

#21. There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.

Ted Cruz

#22. The tax code is now nine times longer than the Bible, and not nearly as interesting.

Rob Portman

#23. When people look at clouds they do not see their real shape, which is no shape at all, or every shape, because they are constantly changing. They see whatever it is that their heart yearns for.

Jose Eduardo Agualusa

#24. As far as military necessity will permit, religiously respect the constitutional rights of all.

George B. McClellan

#25. Yes, she'll admit that her charm is somewhat artificial. Et alors?

Anne Berest

#26. Have we just been placed here by some unknown creator or force without any clue as to where we came from, why we are here, and where we are going? The answer is "no." We do have a code. We do have a key ... the Bible.

Billy Graham

#27. The Internal Revenue code has ballooned to a 5,600-page, 4 million-word complicated mess that is seven times as long as the Bible with none of the good news.

Leonard Lance

#28. In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one rejected. At that moment I made up my mind never to place myself at the mercy of some pompous, goateed, black-turtleneck-shirted "should I yay him or nay him?" pantywaist ever again.

Emo Philips

#29. You can't gaze in the crystal ball and see the future. What the Internet is going to be in the future is what society makes it.

Bob Kahn