Beyondananda Quotes

#1. Half of life is fucking up, the other half is dealing with it.

Henry Rollins

#2. The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.

Swami Beyondananda

#3. Like my father told me, if at first you don't succeed, try again. And again. And again. But after that, give up. It's no good being stubborn.

Bryce C. Anderson

#4. Unlike the stereotypical author, I've never had a job as a short-order cook, but I love cooking hot breakfasts for lots of people, juggling the eggs and the bacon and the tomatoes and the fried potatoes and so on.

Garth Nix

#5. His kisses to her neck were growing hungry and her insides were heating up,but she managed to mutter a terse,I would rather eat my own eyeballs than sit at the table with those bastards.

Laura Wright

#6. When you find yourself on a vicious cycle, for goodness sakes, stop peddling! - Swami Beyondananda

Bruce H. Lipton

#7. I am the CEO and co-founder of Purpose - a social movement incubator and agency. We work on ways to help millions of people combine their power as citizens, consumers and cultural agents.

Jeremy Heimans

#8. How long does it take?" I asked. "I'm sorry?" "How long does it take you to get dressed for work in the morning?" "Two and a half hours," she said. "Do they pay you overtime for that?

Ilona Andrews

#9. There is no mechanism of selection in the history of ideas akin to that of the natural selection of genetic mutations in evolution

John Gray

#10. Broken Wind believed that we are traumatized as babies by intestinal gas or colic. The great shaman invented a technique called "gastral projection" to help release these traumas. His philosophy was simple: "To air is human ... but to really cut one loose is divine.

Swami Beyondananda

#11. His accelerated path to yogihood hit a dead end when his kundalini exploded in a crowded department store. No one else was injured, but Swami caught an inflection which left him with a permanent East Indian accent.

Swami Beyondananda

#12. I don't have moments of weakness. I'm Rik Mayall.

Rik Mayall

#13. He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.

Swami Beyondananda

#14. The world is in serious condition largely due to our conditioning to be serious. Seriously.

Swami Beyondananda