Bewitched Uncle Arthur Quotes

#1. I am not going to Heaven because I have preached to great crowds or read the Bible many times. I'm going to Heaven just like the thief on the cross who said in that last moment: 'Lord, remember me.'

Billy Graham

#2. I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.

George Carlin

#3. The biggest problem in South Africa is that we have a disrupted timeline. Historically, politically, spiritually, economically, in people's minds, in people's heads.

Abdullah Ibrahim

#4. Whatever he'd once felt for Cinder - or thought he'd felt for her - was over.

Marissa Meyer

#5. I felt more doubtful than usual with 'Goon Squad,' because I knew that the book's genre wasn't easily named - Novel? Stories? Novel-in-stories? - and I worried that its lack of a clear category would count against it. My hopes for it were pretty modest.

Jennifer Egan

#6. The moment you introduce a despotism in the world of thought, you succeed in making hypocrites - and you get in such a position that you never know what your neighbor thinks.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#7. Two kinds of selfish people: the unwise and the wise. Unwise selfish people think only of themselves, and the result is confusion and pain. Wise selfish people know that the best thing they can do for themselves is to be there for others. As a result, they experience joy.

Pema Chodron

#8. I don't want to be mysterious.

Claire Denis

#9. I've done what Lorien has intended me to do, and that's to undo damage that's been inflicted on those who don't deserve it.

Pittacus Lore