Bet Rachel Van Dyken Quotes

#1. I bet him a million dollars when I was eight, that I would marry you.

Rachel Van Dyken

#2. The moral of the story was to be careful whom you call your best friend because he or she may or may not feel the same way about you.

Mark O'Neal

#3. But we have reason to cool our raging motions, our carnal stings, our unbitted lusts; whereof I take this that you call love to bea sect or scion ... It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of the will.

William Shakespeare

#4. I would drink that whole bottle if I knew it wouldn't get me completely drunk. I miss wine."
"Um, you haven't had it for one night, and you miss it?"
"Clearly, you underestimate my relationship with wine and what I do on the weekends when I'm by myself reading.

Rachel Van Dyken

#5. Perhaps the best way to understand any situation is to put yourself in the other person's role. Can you imagine what it would be like to raise YOU?

Peter Burwash

#6. But I used to have a bit of a gambling problem. And that would have been the answer to my prayers. It got worse when I started playing this character, too.

Fisher Stevens

#7. Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.

Andrea Dworkin

#8. Poetry is a mock of a cry at finding a million dollars and a mock of a laugh at losing it.

Carl Sandburg

#9. The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

Dan Castellaneta

#10. Believe me," he said simply.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#11. Love is ... something extraordinary that happens to ordinary people.

Anita Shreve

#12. Insanity is catching.

Terry Pratchett

#13. It was as if the buildings were alive, growing right before their eyes as they got closer.

James Dashner

#14. I always felt I was scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to get a song together.

Leonard Cohen

#15. Some of the most radical work is being done in the most commercially pop venues, and some of the most boring work is being done in avant-garde territory.

Harmony Korine