Best Rodney Rude Quotes

#1. The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

Henny Youngman

#2. Jeff, one day you'll understand that it's harder to be kind than clever.

Brad Stone

#3. My family was always playing with words. It is little wonder that even after I got serious about writing, I've had a hard time getting serious about words.

James Howe

#4. Only stupid men would want stupid wives!

Robert Thier

#5. The two things that I miss most when living out of Australia are the bush and the Pacific coast, especially fishing in the surf at night!

Peter C. Doherty

#6. The thoughts of the morning becomes the blessing for the day.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. If you will pardon my saying so," Tharkay said, "you will never satisfy them on that point: the last thing you or Temeraire will ever give anyone is quiet obedience. Have you considered it might be better not to try?

Naomi Novik

#8. Home Alone was a lot and a lot and a lot of standing and sitting and walking and running and it was physically demanding but in this, I'm doing back flips and riding ostriches. It's physically demanding in a new way, so it's fun.

Alex D. Linz