Best Rick Rude Quotes

#1. What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, (insert city) sweathogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show all the ladies what a real man is supposed to look like.

Rick Rude

#2. I've always been a person afraid of the dark. I was taught that when you have complete darkness, that's when spirits walk. In our house when I was growing up, all the doors were always cracked a little bit at night so you could get light into the room.

Tony Dorsett

#3. It never ended. Even though she'd thought she'd covered her heart with a permanent porcelain shell, he still found a way to chip at it.

Jojo Moyes

#4. The only thing worried thoughts have the power to change is what the next thing will be for you to worry over!

Guy Finley

#5. Why did they come billions of miles just to stare at us? It's rude.

Rick Yancey

#6. Anger becomes limiting, restricting. You can't see through it. While anger is there, look at that, too. But after a while, you have to look at something else.

Thylias Moss

#7. Back when I was on my first assignment as a seeker, I was way out in Arizona. Brought in this kid named Clarisse."
"Clarisse?"
"Sibling of yours," Hedge said. "Ares kid. Violent. Rude. Lots of potential.

Rick Riordan

#8. Since Thor wasn't there to creatively cuss, Sam did the honors, muttering a few comments that I doubted her grandparents would've approved of.
"Those are just expressions," I added hastily. "In no way was my friend giving you permission to do ... any of those rude and colorful things.

Rick Riordan

#9. Love is being understanding and compassionate.

Haley Pullos

#10. That which we fear to touch is often the very fabric of our salvation.

Don DeLillo

#11. The book is the world's most patient medium.

Northrop Frye

#12. I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater.

Rick Rude

#13. A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it was made of bronze. "Uhh, a vampire with-"
"Don't mention the legs!" Tammi snapped. "It's rude to make fun.

Rick Riordan

#14. When you're a young poet, reading is a search for your lost family.

Gregory Orr

#15. I'm convinced nonviolence can be successful in working for positive change in our relations with other countries right now.

Dorothy Cotton

#16. I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.

David Alan Grier

#17. I dislike being held to a set of rules for no reason other than to create the impression of order, whether it exists or not.

Karen Hawkins

#18. I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

Don Henley