Best Professor Green Quotes

#1. Even when conservatives have all the marbles, they still act as if they're under siege. Now that they are under siege, it is no time for them to act as if they're losing their marbles.

Maureen Dowd

#2. It made me wonder just how many girls she'd abducted in the middle of the night.

Richelle Mead

#3. when Winky has been very drunk. He has hidden her in the Room of Requirement and he has found antidotes to butterbeer there,

J.K. Rowling

#4. I have fun every day. The game is supposed to be fun.

Manny Ramirez

#5. And here I always thought morality was useless

Jeff Lindsay

#6. They did not weave their lives around yours. They had their own lives, which were mysterious to you.

Garrison Keillor

#7. It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years.

Rick Riordan

#8. I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

John Green

#9. The greed of a single person must never be allowed to subvert the function of government so that one person's profit can be achieved at the expense of many.

Rocco Leonard Martino

#10. Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx

#11. I have never cooked a meal in my life and always end up paying for dozens of people to eat with me.

Rufus Wainwright