Best Poison Ivy Quotes

#1. ...weaving his verbal wreaths, in prose and verse, of marvellous poison ivy.

Gore Vidal

#2. A perfect woman's but a softer man.

Alexander Pope

#3. The profession of the ministry is like matrimony: if it is possible for you to keep out of it, it's a sign that you've no business to go into it!

Margaret Deland

#4. One man's poison ivy,is another man's spinach.

George Ade

#5. It is true that the aristocracies seem to have abused their monopoly of legal knowledge; and at all events their exclusive possession of the law was a formidable impediment to the success of those popular movements which began to be universal in the western world.

Henry James Sumner Maine

#6. I own one movie by fellow Swede Ingmar Bergman, because I have to. You can't be a movie critic with a collection of six or seven hundred DVDs that includes everything from 'Tokyo Story' to 'Poison Ivy: The New Seduction' and not have a Bergman movie.

Steve Erickson

#7. The police can't use clubs or gas or dogs. I suppose they will have to use poison ivy.

William F. Buckley Jr.

#8. My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.

E.L. James

#9. Don't be fooled by the few red or brown leaves you find on poison ivy in the fall - the plant is not dying; it's just cheating with different pigments.

Hope Jahren

#10. Poison ivy and deer crap and rocks. Oh, my!

Dia Reeves

#11. A relative of poison ivy and poison sumac, the cashew contains the same rash-inducing chemicals, known as urushiols, as its kin.

Kate Christensen

#12. Because you, my darling, are like poison ivy to me. Even though I know that it will only make things worse, I can't help but scratch."
"Oh, the compliments." She smiled sadly. "You are as debonair as always.

J.R. Ward

#13. The combination of some data and an aching desire for an answer does not ensure that a reasonable answer can be extracted from a given body of data.

John Tukey

#14. If I ever gave you the idea that 1958's all Andy-n-Opie, remember the path, okay? The one lined with poison ivy. And the board over the stream. 2

Stephen King

#15. A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

Stephen King

#16. The anxiety was like poison ivy. It took nothing to set off that mental itch-a chance remark, remembering an event from the day before-but once it started I found it impossible to stop the cycle. My thoughts twisted in a circle, my pulse hammered, I couldn't concentrate.

Tracy Thompson

#17. My jaw drops to form a capital O, as in, O Holy Shit.

Jeri Smith-Ready

#18. Everywhere the devil spits, poison ivy grows.

Alan Chadwick

#19. Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

David Shrigley

#20. My first wife was like the rash you get from poison ivy. I couldn't stand her, but I couldn't keep my hands off her. She was an itch I scratched until I bled
and then I scratched it some more!

Joe Hill

#21. For months I had been trying to be less myself.

Amanda Filipacchi

#22. I am not afraid to say my relationship with my man is important, even vital, to who I am as a person.

Mika Brzezinski

#23. The problem with the designs of most engineers is that they are too logical. We have to accept human behavior the way it is, not the way we would wish it to be.

Donald A. Norman

#24. I don't know when it started - this thing - bit it's growing, muffling me, suffocating me like poison ivy. I grew into it. It grew into me. We blurred at the edges, became an amorphous, seeping, crawling thing.

Tabitha Suzuma

#25. The moon has become a dancer
at this festival of LOVE.

Rumi

#26. What if' is not much of an argument if there is no evidence. Second, you know the Quran tells Christians to 'judge by the Injil.'39 That means they still had it in Muhammad's day. The Injil is not a lost scripture.

Nabeel Qureshi

#27. Golf's ultimate moral instruction directs us to find within ourselves a pivotal center of enjoyment: relax into a rhythm that fits the hills and swales, and play the shot at hand - not the last one, or the next one, but the one at your feet, in the poison ivy, where you put it.

John Updike

#28. Before and after ... I heard a thousand times that a boy, or a man, can't make you happy, that you have to be happy on your own before you can be happy with another person. All I can say is, I wish it were true.

Curtis Sittenfeld

#29. Poison ivy, because who needed a case of that on your pecker). We're all here in Derry. No camp, no relatives, no vacations, no AWAY. All right here. Present and accounted for. There's

Stephen King

#30. I wouldn't touch a gun even if it snuggled and made me waffles.

Annie Bellet