Best Man Cave Quotes

#1. A clever man can see the world from a cave much better than a stupid man can from the top of a mountain!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#2. I don't have a bunch of mates. I don't have a man cave. My wife and I, we are each other's best friend.

Corbin Bernsen

#3. Thinking and planning is one side of life; doing is another. A man cannot be
doing all the time.

Mary Stewart

#4. As crude a weapon as a cave man's club, the chemical barrage has been hurled against the fabric of life.

Rachel Carson

#5. I don't keep a mobile, I am not computer savvy; I am not on any website. I live like a cave man.

Cyrus Broacha

#6. Here is our rapin' cave. It's not much of a cave... and we haven't done much rapin'... but man, we've had some good times.

Jeffrey Hale

#7. So I am not at all interested in this whole 'she-shed' thing, I love my 'man-cave' - after all, cave is much more sturdy than a shed and there is always a chance that it's the entrance to Batman's secret hideout.

C.S. Woolley

#8. Practically the first action of the Neanderthal - on the happy day he evolved out of the monkey egg - was to draw a picture on a cave wall of a man with an enormous willy. Or, indeed, perhaps it was the first action of a woman. After all, we're more interested in (a) cocks and (b) decorating.

Caitlin Moran

#9. Then the Old Man of the Earth stooped over the floor of the cave, raised a huge stone from it, and left it leaning. It disclosed a great hole that went plumb-down.
"That is the way," he said.
"But there are no stairs."
"You must throw yourself in. There is no other way.

George MacDonald

#10. I imagine as long as people will continue to read novels, people will continue to write them, or vice versa; unless of course the pictorial magazines and comic strips finally atrophy man's capacity to read, and literature really is on its way back to the picture writing in the Neanderthal cave.

William Faulkner

#11. Vagina man,' said Bunny, and his two colleagues went quiet and nodded in silent agreement.

Nick Cave

#12. It was like he was a caveman grunting, You woman. Me man. Let's make babies together.

Missy Lyons

#13. Any man who retreats into a cave which has only one opening deserves to die.

Frank Herbert

#14. The lamp tipped over, nailing Kane in the head.
Sabin shook his head. The man was a walking disaster Literally. Whenever Kane stepped into a room, things went to hell pretty quickly. Sabin expected the ceiling to cave in any moment. And yea, it had happened before.

Gena Showalter

#15. On the other hand, when you grow up you will discover that some of the people in this world never passed beyond the stage of the cave-man.

Hendrik Willem Van Loon

#16. From The Skull and the Arrow:
The man went on until he saw the dark opening of a cave. He turned to it for shelter then, as men have always done. Though there are tents and wickiups, halls and palaces, in his direst need man always returns to the cave.

Louis L'Amour

#17. Man is a creature who walks in two worlds and traces upon the walls of his cave the wonders and the nightmare experiences of his spiritual pilgrimage.

Morris West

#18. Any man who had to carry a child would cave in around month two.

Johnny Depp

#19. My ancestors are all crazy. My great-great-granddad, he was the last man to live in a cave in Nottingham.

Neon Hitch

#20. You don't have to be a cave man to appreciate Lascaux.

Walter Darby Bannard

#21. I could hear an old man in the stall next to ours sucking a hustler's cock; I thought of animals gathering at a salt lick during the night near a cave: carnivore rubbing shoulders with deer.

Tom Cardamone

#22. I believe the religion of Christ covers the whole man. Why shouldn't a man play baseball or lawn-tennis? ... Don't imagine that you have got to go into a cave to be consecrated, and stay there all your life. Whatever you take up, take it up with all your heart.

Dwight L. Moody

#23. Stabbing me in the chest would have been less painful. I wanted to pull her to me and go all cave man claiming she was mine and couldn't leave me.

Abbi Glines

#24. Honestly, the essence of publishing hasn't changed. Since the days of the cave man carving stuff on the cave walls, people have wanted stories, and storytellers have wanted an audience. That is still the case. The changes are really a matter of format.

Susan Wiggs

#25. I am perhaps more proud of having helped to redeem the character of the cave-man than of any other single achievement of mine in the field of anthropology.

Henry Fairfield Osborn

#26. I'm so not macho. It's crazy. My man cave is so not a man cave.

Dave Grohl

#27. Since the days of cave civilization to the modern day microprocessor civilization, the relation between man and woman remained the same. Then it was at a carnal level. And, today it is still at carnal level.

Girdhar Joshi

#28. It's an awful thing to hear a strong, desperate, fat man scream incontinently in a cave at daybreak.

O. Henry

#29. A freezing cold underground river. A dark cave lit by ghosts. A man too stupid to realize you loved him. This is what you want?"
"All of it. Especially the very stupid man.

Molly Ringle

#30. Ook, though very clever, was the worst fighter in the tribe. That is how he ended up with Grot-Grot as his woman. Grot-Grot had a bald patch on the top of her head, she was missing an eye and she smelled like a dead skunk. She did have a good sense of humour though.

Aussiescribbler

#31. Below on the beach, the surf also seemed the same, although the sea was more transparent. In the light of day, the hollow formed by the terrace and the cave seemed as tiny as a nest. They themselves were merely a man and a woman lost in the immensity.

Marek Halter

#32. Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

Lord Henry Wotton