Best Karl Jacobs Quotes

#1. I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Lloyd Kaufman

#2. (Giving your mother-in-law a gift is a good idea, but paying her for a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner is not recommended, even if both gestures would cost you the same amount of money.)

Dan Ariely

#3. Whenever I would get too nosy as a child, my grandmother would say, When you learn someone else's secret, your own secrets aren't safe. Dig up one, release them all.

Sarah Addison Allen

#4. To be a saint is the exception; to be a just person is the rule. Err, stumble, commit sin, but be one of the just.

Victor Hugo

#5. We should all have the opportunity to express what we want to express.

Richard King

#6. But there are still good shows like 24, Boomtown and the Wire, the Shield.

Shemar Moore

#7. I am so grateful to Marc Jacobs, Riccardo Tisci, Karl Lagerfeld, and Katie Grand, who took a chance on me that first season and gave me an opportunity.

Kendall Jenner

#8. Like ministers of information, consultants condense the message, smooth out the dissonances, unify the rhetoric, and then repeat and amplify it ad nauseam through the client's rank and file.

Matthew Stewart