Top 12 Best Joey Jordison Quotes
#1. The thing about this band is that every member of the band is a song-writer so that takes some of the pressure off.
Joey Jordison
#2. If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.
Joey Jordison
#3. It's impossible to satisfy everyone, and I suggest we all stop trying.
Jennifer Aniston
#4. Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.
William Faulkner
#5. All the best people are different -look at superheroes. After all, if superpowers were normal, everyone would have them.
Fredrik Backman
#6. It was true that all Reboots were attractive, in a way. After death, when the virus took hold and the body Rebooted, the skin cleared, the body sharpened, the eyes glowed. It was like pretty with a hint of deranged.
Although my hint was more like a generous serving.
Amy Tintera
#7. I wish popularity; but it is that popularity which follows, not that which is run after
it is that popularity which sooner or later never fails to do justice to the pursuit of noble ends by noble means.
William Murray, 1st Earl Of Mansfield
#9. I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my normal state, I'm out of my mind.
Joey Jordison
#10. I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them.
Joey Jordison
#11. Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf!
Various
#12. When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
Louis Tomlinson
