Best Fonejacker Quotes

#1. My sweetest hope is to lose hope.

Pierre Corneille

#2. Definitely beats my first kiss. Seventh grade, Andrea Williams, behind the gym after school. She came over to my table at lunch, whispered the proposition in my ear, and I had a hard-on for the rest of the day.

Jay Asher

#3. When you're full of yourself, God can't fill you. But when you empty yourself, God has a useful vessel.

Max Lucado

#4. We all know what we mean by fighting terrorism. In reality, there is total cooperation between the countries north and south of the Mediterranean against terrorism.

Javier Solana

#5. Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate . . .'73

Elaine Pagels

#6. You can beat the drum so hard that people stop listening. I wanted to use my voice wisely and not expend it wastefully.

Bruce Springsteen

#7. Joe Lelyveld told me just now that Gandhi and Mussolini
Actually met. What an extraordinary thought.

Frederick Seidel

#8. You don't do so well with marriage. I don't think you've begun to realize all there is for you to love. And I know you better than anyone & here's what I know about you: You have so much love to give! But I feel like you're all the time digging in the tomato bin, saying, Where are the apples?

Elizabeth Berg

#9. The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.

Larry Wall

#10. We are not people who touch each other carelessly; every point of contact between us feels important, a rush of energy and relief.

Veronica Roth

#11. While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!

Harry Leon Wilson

#12. What we prepare for is what we shall get.

William Graham Sumner