Top 21 Best Eric Morecambe Quotes
#1. Why would someone cut out his heart?"
Michael shrugged. "Souvenir. Sexual gratification. Dinner.
Dean Koontz
#3. Art makes better humans, art is necessary in understanding the world and art makes people happy. Undeniably, art is not optional.
Nathan Sawaya
#4. I never give anyone advice: it can backfire horribly. In the 1950s, Eric Morecambe told Ken Dodd to get his teeth fixed. But those teeth turned out to be one of Dodd's big selling points.
Paul Merton
#5. He who accepts his poverty unhurt I'd say is rich although he lacked a shirt. But truly poor are they who whine and fret and covet what they cannot hope to get.
Geoffrey Chaucer
#6. I often ponder....Isn't 'Light, Grey & Dark' similar to 'I, Me & Myself' ?
Saurabh Singal
#7. Deliver me, O Lord, from that evil man, myself.
Thomas Brooks
#8. For programming is a job where Lovecraft meets tradecraft, all the time.
Charles Stross
#9. I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices of regret, anticipation or boredom, the weak echo of that bliss spent between lifetimes.
Eric Morecambe
#10. This is so not an intuitive interface....(goodreads)
Gannon Vries
#11. I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
Eric Morecambe
#12. The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.
Dawn French
#13. We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.
Eric Morecambe
#14. Neither. I am just one who has woken up while the rest of you are still sleeping.
Aravind Adiga
#15. It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.
Bruce Forsyth
#16. I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.
Eric Morecambe
#17. My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
#18. The journey is a learning process, which starts with the will to know God within..."
-Secrets to Divine Manifestations,
Yaovi M. Dagba
#19. Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series.
Eric Morecambe
#20. But it's not later yet," said Professor Steg. "It's still now. It won't be later until later.
Neil Gaiman
#21. Employment is an employee's kissing of an employer's ass. A salary is the employer's pretense to be cleaning his ass.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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