Best Cyanide And Happiness Quotes

#1. Oh good, they were yelling again. Dysfunctional didn't begin to cover it.

Bethany K. Lovell

#2. Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun.

Roger Rosenblatt

#3. Stealth Meditation If you start to feel overwhelmed, take a quick, centering moment - as short as following three breaths - to connect with a deeper sense of yourself.

Sharon Salzberg

#4. Lewis Alison, a dark, craggy man of more than common height, gave no sign of sharing in the general curiosity. He stayed in his place, seeming to have wrapped himself in a composure not easily disturbed.

Charles Morgan

#5. I drift not because it is a quicker way around a corner, but it is the most exciting way ...

Keiichi Tsuchiya

#6. Don't be very frightened, Marilla. I was walking the ridge-pole and I fell off. I suspect I have sprained my ankle. But, Marilla, I might have broken my neck. Let us look on the bright side of things.

L.M. Montgomery

#7. Dark clouds cannot hide the sun forever.

Anonymous

#8. I've always been interested in the outsider.

Charles De Lint

#9. Sam said nothing about it, as though he spontaneously composed music with nature all the time.

Jodi Meadows

#10. So you're an angel, fine, that's terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel)

Peter S. Beagle

#11. Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

Rodney Dangerfield

#12. Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude.

Melissa L. Webb

#13. Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.

Ray Rhamey

#14. Rather the pain of discipline than the pain of regret.

Bob Andrews