Best Birth Announcement Quotes

#1. Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush's birth certificate.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

Jeff Foxworthy

#3. I think that when you live in a world with limits ... when you've met everyone and seem everything you're going to see - you lose the hope that something extraordinary will happen in your life

Jodi Picoult

#4. har anche sakht va ostovar ast dood mishavad va be hava miravad.

Marshall Berman

#5. Great wildernesses lead you to great Promised Lands.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. I think the camera is a wonderful machine, don't you? And not to take photographs in this century is crazy.

Peter Beard

#7. It was both exciting and frustrating to work with an orchestral group.

Ken Hensley

#8. All the birds had flown away, save only the great, grotesque penguins.

H.P. Lovecraft

#9. I'm ensconced in the soul ... and I look around and everything is love.

Ram Dass

#10. My religion is no garment to be put on and off with the weather. You had better know that, all of you. I shall worship as I please and hope for all men to worship as they please in Scotland.

Dudley Nichols