Best Ally Mcbeal Quotes

#1. It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal.

Greg Giraldo

#2. The biggest similarity between me and my character is that we've both played clubs for 20 years. In real life, the clubs aren't quite as controlled - and my hair isn't quite as in place as it is on 'Ally McBeal.'

Vonda Shepard

#3. I hate victims who respect their executioners.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#4. My stint with 'Ally McBeal' is something I never planned nor expected.

Vonda Shepard

#5. Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right.

Richard Fish

#6. They had decided to renovate their way out of the grief. Neither of them was sure it was a good plan, but it was the only one they had. The alternative was to lie down and slowly pine away.

Camilla Lackberg

#7. I love competing. I love a challenge. I love going in and showing people what I can do, proving to them that I can get this part, that I can give you what you want.

Keke Palmer

#8. If I had been on 'Ally McBeal,' I would have been seen coming out of the shower on the first show.

Rob Lowe

#9. When 'Ally McBeal' started, I went, 'Oh, my God.' It's like what I was doing. 'Bridget Jones' was in the same vein. I identify with all of them.

Melanie Mayron

#10. Ally McBeal walks down the streets crying, looking for the right man. I don't do that.

Vonda Shepard

#11. Pain can make a whole winter bright, like fever, force us to live deep and hard.

May Sarton

#12. Then as now, demonization of the victim is the necessary precondition for genocide.

Jonathan Kirsch

#13. Everyone has a spark of divinity inside them. After all, we were created in the image of God.

Deepak Chopra

#14. I'd love to do a court-room drama. I loved 'Ally McBeal.' That was one of the main reasons I went to law school.

Rebel Wilson

#15. We should resist the temptation to identify our religious convictions with the platform of a party or the platitudes of favored politicians.

Ralph E. Reed Jr.

#16. Again the pressure pushes me in the chair, shuts my eyes. I notice the dark red tongues of the flame outside the windows. I'm trying to memorize, fix all the feelings, the peculiarities of this descending, to tell those, who will be conquering space after me.

Valentina Tereshkova

#17. It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.

Robert Downey, Sr.

#18. Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.

Calista Flockhart

#19. On her extreme thinness during her 'Ally McBeal' years: I started under-eating, over-exercising, pushing myself too hard and brutalizing my immune system. I guess I just didn't find time to eat. I am much more healthy these days.

Calista Flockhart

#20. I know less than you thought, but more than you realize.

Jasmine Wilmany

#21. I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself.

Richard Fish

#22. Sometimes it amazes me how much these defining parts of our lives hinge on chance.

Curtis Sittenfeld

#23. WHOAAAA. THERE GOES CODY RHOOOOODESSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. WHOAAAA. YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORSSSSSSS. What's up, man?

John Cena

#24. Doors are for people with no imagination.

Derek Landy

#25. The smallest bird cannot light upon the greatest tree without sending a shock to its most distant fiber.

Lew Wallace

#26. Everybody said, 'You hit it so big when you were on 'Ally McBeal.' ' I didn't do anything for a year after 'Ally McBeal,' and I had to write David Kelley to get myself back on 'Ally' a second time because I thought the character should be on again.

Josh Ryan Evans

#27. I mean Ally McBeal was sort of the closest thing I can think of to kind of being a comedy-drama but that had its own kind of style that meant it got kind of big sometimes. But it was a great show.

Paul Feig

#28. I had a really tragic cut at the beginning of Season 2 of 'Ally McBeal.' Someone convinced me that it would be good to layer my hair. I basically looked like Ronald McDonald.

Jane Krakowski

#29. So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal and Bridget Jones put together, which was probably about how much I weighed ...

Jennifer Weiner