Best Alf Garnett Quotes

#1. It's the way my mind works, when it works at all. Things to do today: settle down, achieve serenity, live happily ever after. Tick the box and move on.

K.J. Parker

#2. A selfish basis would not serve the purpose of taking a man higher and higher along the paths of evolution.

Mahatma Gandhi

#3. Bowing down in prayer to a body results in worldly life and bowing down in prayer to Soul results in attaining moksha (final liberation).

Dada Bhagwan

#4. People say that slaves were taken from Africa. This is not true: People were taken from Africa, among them healers and priests, and were made into slaves.

Abdullah Ibrahim

#5. My stomach fluttered. Not butterflies, just excitement. I loved motorcycles.

Kristen Ashley

#6. A Jazz man should be saying what he feels: humor, sadness, joy ... all the things that humans have.

Bob Brookmeyer

#7. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in winning my seven Tours since 1999.

Lance Armstrong

#8. I try to catch at many a tuneLike petals of light fallen from the moon,Broken and bright on a dark lagoon,But they float away - for who can holdYouth, or perfume or the moon's gold?

Sara Teasdale

#9. Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.

A.A. Gill

#10. So long as we understand each other, Grif; you wanna suck me, and I like blow jobs...nothing more to it than that.

Joseph Lance Tonlet