Benaud Quotes

#1. Writing is difficult all the time; the thing is to learn something every day.

Richie Benaud

#2. When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

Richie Benaud

#3. Zombie. Care. Bears. Meryn! Where did it get the idea for Zombie Care Bears?" Meryn

Alanea Alder

#4. The only thing that really annoys me is when all of a sudden you hear yourself on the radio advertising Smith's tyre shop or Blenkinsop's jam. They simply can't do that. And in Australia, occasionally I have to take action.

Richie Benaud

#5. The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.

Richie Benaud

#6. What a model of an artist was for me was an artist who worked. Picasso was the ultimate model, because the work ethic he had.

Patti Smith

#7. Out in the field, you haven't got anyone whispering into your ear saying all sorts of things, you've got to do it yourself.

Richie Benaud

#8. Coogee is a delightful, slightly old-fashioned suburb; it has parks and gardens and reserves, a good well-kept beach, and an excellent promenade above the beach. It is a suburb for people who appreciate those aspects of life.

Richie Benaud

#9. We're so marriage-obsessed, we think that only married people are families.

Hanna Rosin

#10. Captaincy is 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent skill. But don't try it without that 10 per cent.

Richie Benaud

#11. Media were never allowed into an Australian dressing room until I became skipper. I changed that and invited them in at the close of play each day, thereby confirming for many administrators they had appointed a madman as captain.

Richie Benaud

#12. A photographer is responsible for creating a climate in which they can do their best work.

Gregory Heisler

#13. He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

Richie Benaud

#14. Bruce Reid is not the worst batsman there is at international level but those who are worse would not need to hire the Myer Music Bowl to hold a convention.

Richie Benaud

#15. But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it's me doing it.

Richie Benaud

#16. The key thing was to learn the value of economy with words and to never insult the viewer by telling them what they can already see.

Richie Benaud

#17. In reality, we've had more spending, more bureaucracy, more waste and higher costs but without necessary reform nor rising productivity.

Andrew Lansley

#18. Any captain can only do his best for the team and for cricket. When you are winning, you are a hero. Lose, and the backslappers fade away.

Richie Benaud

#19. People who live according to the way of the world always complain about their lives

Sunday Adelaja

#20. It was sad leaving the BBC; not quite like being divorced, but you don't leave after a period stretching from 1960 to 1999 without feeling a certain number of pangs.

Richie Benaud

#21. Gatting at fine leg - that's a contradiction in terms.

Richie Benaud

#22. My mantra is: put your brain into gear and if you can add to what's on the screen then do it, otherwise shut up.

Richie Benaud

#23. The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.

Richie Benaud

#24. When a cricketer gets hit in the private parts, he hopes the pain will go away very soon but the swelling doesn't!

Richie Benaud

#25. You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

Max Beerbohm

#26. From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.

Richie Benaud

#27. In fact, as a spin bowler, you have to work on the batsman over after over.

Richie Benaud

#28. The slow-motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was really travelling.

Richie Benaud

#29. The world is already yours - why try to conquer it?

Rasheed Ogunlaru

#30. I know it's more five-star now than it was then, but it's still a difficult tour. In the same way as India and Pakistan players find it difficult coming to Australia. People sometimes have difficulty believing that.

Richie Benaud

#31. Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.

Richie Benaud

#32. A cricket ground is a flat piece of earth with some buildings around it.

Richie Benaud

#33. 'Mullygrubber' is an Australian term which means something that creeps along the ground; it's like a little grub.

Richie Benaud