Ben Stiller Zoolander Quotes

#1. I felt that people would criticize everything. I was so scared about playing Paris. I was very much aware that the greatest concerts my father and mother had done were there. I was sure people would be very tough.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

#2. My mom was [a hippie]. We weren't allowed sugar cereal. We weren't allowed processed foods-except Van de Kamp's fish sticks. We never locked the front door.

Jessica Biel

#3. A well regulated commerce is not, like law, physic, or divinity, to be overstocked with hands; but, on the contrary, flourishes by multitudes, and gives employment to all its professors.

Joseph Addison

#4. The jazz chord substitutions in a country song ... that was another thing that bent people's ears. I guess that my favorites are the unique ones. It's not how fast you play. It's that unique blending of different stuff I'm most proud of.

Brian Setzer

#5. I sometimes think the sexual organs were put there to keep the human race humble," she said. "They've certainly kept me humble.

Larry McMurtry

#6. You initially become funny as a kid because you're looking for attention and love. Psychologists think that's all to do with mother abandonment. I think John Cleese has his depressions, and Terry Gilliam's the same. All of us together make one completely insane person.

Eric Idle

#7. Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.

Ben Stiller

#8. It's been a whole day since I last killed someone, and I'm getting antsy. (Maxis)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.

Mary Shelley

#10. You never know what you're gonna find under those covers - Grandma or the wolf." Little Red, excerpt from Tales From the Hood

Betsy Schow