Belly Rub Quotes

#1. Wouldn't it be great to see a line in all movie credits that truthfully says, 'Nobody was harmed in the making of this film, and at the cast party, all animals got a belly belly belly rub.'

Elayne Boosler

#2. You are pregnant, with child, in the family way. People, some of whom you hardly know, will begin to comment on your belly size. They might even give it a rub, like you have strapped an animal of some kind in your front side and given total strangers permission to pet you at their leisure.

Amy E. Spiegel

#3. Don't stand behind a strange horse, don't look a strange dog in the eyes, don't rub a strange cat's belly, and for God's sake, don't let strange men handcuff you to your bed.

Maggie Stiefvater

#4. She wears a Val Surf T-shirt and boys' boxer shorts and she has a boy's phone number scrawled on her hand. Part of her wants to spit on it and rub it off, and part of her wishes it was written in huge numbers across her belly, his name in gang letters, like a tattoo.

Francesca Lia Block

#5. It is a ripper. I would be disappointed if it simply nuzzled them and showed its belly for a good rub.

Jeff Salyards

#6. The first rule in keeping secrets is nothing on paper: paper can be lost or stolen or simply inherited by the wrong people; if you really want to keep something secret, don't write it down.

Thomas Powers

#7. That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding sex God.

Ella Dominguez

#8. I find that when I think I am asking God to forgive me I am often in reality ... asking Him not to forgive me but to excuse me.

C.S. Lewis

#9. Voiceover work definitely requires it's own specific muscle. And because you're not seeing what you're recording, and all these things are going on, you really have to use your imagination and stay focused and kind of be able to tap your head and rub your belly at the same time.

Keri Russell

#10. Beauty comes, we scarce know how, as an emanation from sources deeper than itself.

John Campbell Shairp

#11. If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

Ryan Gosling

#12. If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be a perfect world.

Christopher Meloni

#13. It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to be narrow-minded and all too prudent.

Vincent Van Gogh