Before You Diagnose Yourself Quotes

#1. Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

William Gibson

#2. It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

Noel Coward

#3. And when and Eve submitted unto Satan they are the ones that empowered Satan. In a sense Man made Satan. God created Lucifer but Man made Satan.

Andrew Wommack

#4. Feminism is to sexism what black nationalism is to racism; the most rational response to the problem.

Pearl Cleage

#5. We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

Vince Vaughn

#6. I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.

Lisa Marie Presley

#7. Before you diagnose any sickness, make sure there is no sickness in the mind or heart. For the emotions in a man's moon or sun, can point to the sickness in any one of his other parts.

Suzy Kassem

#8. What I have in me ... it's not hard, and it's not cold, and it's not fierce ambition, that's not what it is. It's a drive [for success], but it's not a drive ... it's being driven, it's something I have no control over. It's something pushing me, I'm not pushing myself.

Bette Midler

#9. It is not all that common, but there is a phenomenon where autism could get worse at about age two. There are some controversies whether regression is a prominent part of autism, but many people feel that it's very hard to diagnose autism before you can begin really talking in detail with a child.

Gerald Fischbach

#10. Before you examine the body of a patient, be patient to learn his story. For once you learn his story, you will also come to know his body.

Suzy Kassem

#11. Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett

Rowena Cherry

#12. It [government] was a cancerous mass of bureaucracy that thrived just below the surface of stately marble buildings.

Steven W. Horn

#13. The children of great authors do not, as a rule, become writers.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#14. I wish i spent more time at the office.

Harold S. Kushner

#15. We need assurance that there is a God who is sovereignly ruling over our journeys and will one day put everything right.

Elyse M. Fitzpatrick