Beets Humor Quotes

#1. Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

Bill Cosby

#2. 'Neotenty' is 'remaining young,' and it may be ironic that it is so little known, because human evolution has been dominated by it.

Tom Robbins

#3. Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that's a shame
I'd make a really cute animated creature.

Kate Bornstein

#4. Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment
I need to see how they dance.'
'Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine
with artichokes and sundried tomato and blue cheese dressing, and beets, lots of beets.

Nicholson Baker

#5. Breath Properly, Stay Curious, and Always Eat Your Beets!

Tom Robbins

#6. Before pride waves a white flag, it waves all other colors.

Akiane Kramarik

#7. These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.

Craig Ferguson

#8. Hope is the last thing that dies.
Maybe because hope is one of those dratted things that is truly, honestly, genuinely immortal.

Vera Nazarian

#9. The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect. -Luna Loovegood

J.K. Rowling

#10. I am really not interested in the cinema.

Brigitte Bardot

#11. So the Marine Corps really did teach me to conquer fear, and then to go for higher causes, higher purposes.

Robert Kiyosaki

#12. Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!

Randy Savage