Beach Football Quotes

#1. I started beach football in Monte Carlo when I retired from football in 1997. I liked the game very much.

Eric Cantona

#2. [Dad] once told Cooper that the trick to a happy life was to find the person you can't breathe without and marry her.

Molly Harper

#3. Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

Joey Barton

#4. I'd ice-skated before, because I'm Canadian and that's what you do as a kid, but I'd never, ever been on quad skates.

Ellen Page

#5. You can't outrun your problems, Daisy. They'll be just be waiting for you when you come back.

Sarah Hina

#6. Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want.

Rush Limbaugh

#7. How, you may ask yourself, did he do it? One word. That's all you really need to know. Poison.

Suzanne Collins

#8. I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

Marla Buchanan

#9. The interest in Wisdom is fading. Soon there will not be enough left to support the aphorism, even though it tries to amuse by half-mocking the Wisdom it propounds.

Mason Cooley

#10. I've had no contact with my daughter for years. That's her choice. Anyway, you move on. If people don't want to bother with me, fine. You know, God bless them, and move on.

Anthony Hopkins

#11. There are only two kinds of math books: Those you cannot read beyond the first sentence, and those you cannot read beyond the first page.

Chen-Ning Yang

#12. I'm really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I'm Joe Straight.

River Phoenix

#13. I'm the kind of person who, if I see a shooting star, I wouldn't stay there and watch it. I'd run to my friends and tell them because I would want everyone to see it too.

Paris Hilton

#14. There's no way running on a beach or at some high school playground that you're going to get in football shape like you do when you practice.

Steve Mariucci

#15. Nestor is the spokesman for the status quo, for the tradition-hallowed belief that institutional power equates with unquestioned authority.

Caroline Alexander

#16. What is true for a given person in a given situation is not necessarily true for that person in a different situation, or for another person in the same situation, and still less if both are different.

Michael Dibdin