Bauling Quotes

#1. Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Jen Kirkman

#2. I've been thinking. You'd better be my bridesmaid, since you gave me the idea that led to this whole farce. It's a horrible job, I'm sure, so you deserve it. Plus, you're my friend. Will you do it?

Jayne Bauling

#3. It must be wonderful to be you, Dominic, and know that you alone have shaped yourself. It must be even more wonderful for other people, your mother and even God Himself for all I know, to know that. It absolves them of a terrible responsibility.

Jayne Bauling

#4. As Aristotle said, happiness is not a condition that is produced or stands on its own; rather, it is a frame of mind that accompanies an activity. But another frame of mind comes first. It is a steely determination to do well.

George Will

#5. Just say yes, Lily. Why try avoiding the unavoidable?"
Ah, why indeed!

Ramona Wray

#6. If she had learnt any lesson today it was that men were stupid, helpless creatures made needlessly cruel by their terror of showing their feelings.

Jayne Bauling

#7. Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die.

Mallory Ortberg

#8. Oh, this time I was doing the gossiping. You should really dismiss me for disloyalty, not to mention the disrespect I'm showing right now by talking to you like this.

Jayne Bauling

#9. Besides, who makes all these silly rules?

H.L. Burke

#10. In my pictures, you never know, that's the mystery. It's just a suggestion and you leave it to the audience to put what they want on it. It's fashion in disguise.

Deborah Turbeville

#11. Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!

Kelly Moran

#12. Stand for something. Don't quest for popularity at the expense of morality and ethics and honesty.

Howard Cosell

#13. Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives.
The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David's answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement.

Kim Harrison