Bathroom Wall Quotes

#1. We sit against the tiles of the bathroom wall with our legs sprawled out in front of us, passing the brain back and forth, taking small, leisurely bites and enjoying brief flashes of human experience.
'Good ... shit,' M wheezes.

Isaac Marion

#2. Someone once said, that the internet is the bathroom wall of the 21 century. And that appears to be true, especially since Bobrick transitioned to plastic laminates removing the opportunity to defame others behind those closed doors.

Delia J. Colvin

#3. The Internet's like one big bathroom wall with a lot of people who anonymously can say really mean things. It's fine, I believe in freedom of speech and I think people should think what they want, but I don't care to hear it.

Zooey Deschanel

#4. I was here but now I'm gone
I left my name to carry on
Those who liked me
Liked me well
Those who didn't can go to hell'"
-The bathroom wall

E.M. Crane

#5. If it dies, it's biology; if it blows up, it's chemistry;
if it doesn't work, it's physics!"

As quoted from grafitti on a bathroom wall.

John Wilkes

#6. Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.

Ani DiFranco

#7. Nor I, I don't think there could be a situation like that. Love is shining and righteous; there's nothing hidden about it. If a man 's heart is really ardent, how can he give the appearance of being cold and disinterested?

Ba Jin

#8. I think the key for a child to do well in a divorce is, very simply, you have to be honest with them.

Dale Archer

#9. Waking up the next morning was torture. I dragged myself to the bathroom feeling like I'd been thrown against a brick wall. Repeatedly. By the Hulk.

K.J. McPike

#10. With age, you get to a place where you don't want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug.

Vin Diesel

#11. I try and keep an open mind to peoples paths. The only thing that annoys me is negative poopy people and they come from all kinds of places. But I rarely have to deal with negative reactions ...

Holly Golightly

#12. I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world.

Tupac Shakur

#13. You win the presidency by connecting with the American people's gut insecurities and aspirations. You win with a concept.

Thomas Friedman

#14. Do not be content with a static Christian life. Determine rather to grow in faith and love, in knowledge and holiness.

John Stott

#15. I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it.

J. Lynn

#16. I think. Therefore, I am. I think."
- Anonymous

I found this written in tiny letters in the grout between the wall tiles above a urinal in a restroom at the University of Washington, circa 1980. I don't know if Descartes would have approved but I thought it was brilliant.

Gary Val Tenuta

#17. Life is always dangerous and always mysterious.

Marty Rubin

#18. We are the dead. Our only true life in in the future. We shall take part in it as handfuls of dust and splinters of bone.

George Orwell

#19. I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex ... occasionally, stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls ...

Tom Waits

#20. Bill Murray is a wonderful actor, and he's very funny, and I've seen him be serious and terrific.

Geoffrey Ward