Bathroom Tissue Quotes

#1. Well, I must endure the presence of a few caterpillars if I wish to become acquainted with the butterflies.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#2. In poor countries, officials receive explicit bribes; in D.C. they get the sophisticated, implicit, unspoken promise to work for large corporations

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#3. If I'm to be damned, I'll be damned as a lion, not as a lamb.

Laura Lee Guhrke

#4. We accept what Scripture teaches as far as our doctrine is concerned; but when it comes to practice, we very often fail to take the Scriptures as our only guide ... Dare I give an obvious illustration? The question of women preaching, and being ordained to the full ministry.

D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

#5. [A]s a rule, the most learned persons do not produce the greatest results. We see that only too often.

Vincent De Paul

#6. Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Kirstin Chen

#7. I was there [in school] the full time with one teacher, and the student body was never more than 10 or 12 students of all ages.

Paul Smith

#8. Actually, it wasn't bad," Claire said, surprisingly. "Mullein leaves are really very nice; quite as good as two-ply bathroom tissue. And in the winter or indoors, it was usually a bit of damp rag; not very sanitary, but comfortable enough.

Diana Gabaldon

#9. I look into your eyes and see my own soul.

Laura Ramirez

#10. My theory is the root of a country artist is truth and honesty. For me, I look at Sam Hunt. The truth and the honest thing is we have southern roots, we were raised in a southern way, but we listen to Drake and other stuff, too.

Kelsea Ballerini

#11. Happiness doesn't always come from a pursuit. Sometimes it comes when we least expect it.

Dalai Lama XIV

#12. Soon, the nonstop buzzing of the local insect life gives way to something equally annoying. Country music.

Pittacus Lore