Bathroom Bill Quotes

#1. Our expenses are all for conformity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2. The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.

Brother Theodore

#3. Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

Bill Cosby

#4. Well, I am producing a show that's going to be on NBC this fall. It's called 'School Pride,' and it's a reality show where we're going around the country and renovating schools. It's really great.

Cheryl Hines

#5. A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby

#6. Fathers and mothers have lost the idea that the highest aspiration they might have for their children is for them to be wise
as priests, prophets or philosophers are wise. Specialized competence and success are all that they can imagine.

Allan Bloom

#7. Love sparkles within the shimmering jewel that is your heart.

Amy Leigh Mercree

#8. When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself ... but we never had the kid who came in one day and started shooting everyone.

Bill Simmons

#9. Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

Bill Jay

#10. Put your body in motion and your psyche will heal itself.

Gabrielle Roth

#11. If we are creating ourselves all the time, then it is never too late to begin creating the bodies we want instead of the ones we mistakenly assume we are stuck with.

Deepak Chopra

#12. George Bush junior doesnt have to sweat over getting into heaven, his daddy already bought the place.

Teri Louise Kelly

#13. I truly loved Jason Reitman. I was there on his first film, 'Thank You For Smoking,' and I'd go work with him to do anything.

Sam Elliott