Baseball Wisdom Quotes

#1. A bit of baseball wisdom: You can't steal second with your foot on first.

Tony Robbins

#2. I call myself a labourer because I take pride in calling myself a spinner, weaver, farmer and scavenger.

Mahatma Gandhi

#3. "You're a sex icon." Why? Because I played a vampire in a movie? It's all very unearned. If I had the best freaking abs in the world or if I looked like Brad Pitt does in Fight Club, then cool, but I'm not starving myself.

Kellan Lutz

#4. Conversation is the blood of baseball. It flows through the game, an invigorating system of anecdotes. Ballplayers are tale tellers who have polished their malarkey and winnowed their wisdom for years.

Thomas Boswell

#5. Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

Stephen Colbert

#6. In these matters, the only certainty is that nothing is certain

Pliny The Elder

#7. He likes you. You like him, you're just scared. Well," she glanced over her shoulder and dropped her voice, "unless you tell me he's some freaky psycho-killer ... " I rolled my eyes and shook my head. "Then I'm not letting you mess this up for yourself. Your creepy hermit status is officially over.

A&E Kirk