Bardot Junior Quotes

#1. I graduated J&W in the top ninety-three percent of my class, and I would have graduated higher, but I flunked gravy. My gravy had lumps in it, and that pretty much sums up my life so far. Not that it's been all bad; more that it hasn't been entirely smooth.

Janet Evanovich

#2. If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you.

Dale Carnegie

#3. I'll get into conversations with other people, and all of a sudden they will say something that sparks that ... either the titles to me, or just the conversation itself will spark an idea for a song.

LeAnn Rimes

#4. Ryn smirked at Fain. "That's my mom. Now you know why I'm still single."

Hermione passed an irritated glare at her son.

He gave her a charming wink. "Just like you, Mom. Independently owned and operated.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. Men are a thousand times more intent on becoming rich than on acquiring culture, though it is quite certain that what a man IS contributes more to his happiness than what he HAS.

Arthur Schopenhauer

#6. HAMLET
I do not well understand that. Will you play upon this pipe?
GUILDENSTERN
My lord, I cannot.
HAMLET
I pray you.
GUILDENSTERN
Believe me, I cannot.
HAMLET
I do beseech you.
GUILDENSTERN
I know no touch of it, my lord.
HAMLET
It is as easy as lying.

William Shakespeare

#7. The first trick I bought at Macy's was a little wooden board where a quarter would appear and disappear.

David Copperfield

#8. With every new day, Fenoglio's story was spinning a magic spell around her heart, sticky as spider's webs and enchantingly beautiful

Cornelia Funke

#9. Not having sex: it was one of the best things about being an adult.

Hanya Yanagihara

#10. Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world.

Thomas Carlyle

#11. Most people think they are searching for truth when they are really searching for love

Harold Klemp

#12. Greek was very much a live language, and a language still unconscious of grammar, not, like ours, dominated by definitions and trained upon dictionaries.

Gilbert Murray