Banana Hammock Quotes

#1. Anyway, no girl wants to bang a guy in a banana hammock. I don't care if you're built like a brick shithouse and hung like a freaking horse - if you're wearing a man-thong? You look like a tool.

Emma Chase

#2. In 1998, the acting roles suddenly bottomed out. I was no longer getting scripts; even my agent stopped calling. When I finally got him on the phone to ask him what was going on, he paused, then said: 'Well, Christine, you're 45.' I got rid of him.

Christine Ebersole

#3. He's a two-faced, cutthroat, dirt-dumb, chicken shit, slimy, little bastard with a bright future in politics.

John Grisham

#4. Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence

Tony Horton

#5. So this is why I'm always say happy that somebody mentions Rwanda, because behind Rwanda, we have Africa.

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

#6. Those who want to divide the workers have resorted to the foulest methods.

James Larkin

#7. It is the nature of love to love as much as we feel we are loved and to love whatever the one we love loves.

St. Catherine Of Siena

#8. Change always sounds bad < ... > we make it worse by resisting it. Sometimes the only thing worth pursuing is change. How else would we learn anything?

Deborah Cooke

#9. I've never fancied myself as a pole dancer.

Glenn Roeder

#10. I know that people have different ways to see me but I'm used to it.

Cristiano Ronaldo

#11. Never underestimate the power of a good laugh.

James Patterson

#12. The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.

Julian Casablancas

#13. Bible teaching about the Second Coming of Christ was thought of as "doomsday" preaching. But not anymore. It is the only ray of hope that shines as an ever brightening beam in a darkening world.

Billy Graham

#14. I know why you do what you do, and I get it. But from one ex-martyr to a current martyr ... get over your bullshit and ask for help.

Samantha Young

#15. Men are marked from the moment of birth to rule or be ruled.

Aristotle.