Balmaceda Glacier Quotes

#1. A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine.

Conan O'Brien

#2. I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.

Robert Anton Wilson

#3. Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

David Letterman

#4. The Moors exist in eternal twilight, in the pause between the lightning strike and the resurrection. They are a place of endless scientific experimentation, of monstrous beauty, and of terrible consequences.

Seanan McGuire

#5. Some revelations came only with the sound of dirt falling on a coffin:the ones that mattered, the ones that made for regrets.

John Connolly

#6. Name-calling will make you an enemy, not an ally, and if that is your objective, then persuasion is probably not what you were after in the first place.

Steven D. Levitt

#7. I love to show off my ability in a nice way.

Yani Tseng

#8. Anybody can wine and dine, but it takes courage to truly Shine.-RVM

R.v.m.

#9. Fire the committee. No great website in history has been conceived of by more than three people. Not one. This is a deal breaker.

Seth Godin