Balela Wikipedia Quotes

#1. Forgive and be happy.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#2. For the traveler we see leaning on his neighbor is an honest and well-meaning man and full of melancholy, like those Chekhov characters so laden with virtues that they never know success in life.

Orhan Pamuk

#3. How Giuliani is not Trump's running mate no one will ever understand. Theirs is the most passionate love story since Beavis and Butthead.

Matt Taibbi

#4. Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Phil McGraw

#5. I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.

Ellen DeGeneres

#6. You can always tell when an old person has no idea what you are talking about, because they mess up the wording almost as if they're trying to defeat the thing you are discussing by refusing to name it correctly.

Matthew Quick

#7. Is your money that good, will it buy you forgiveness?

Bob Dylan

#8. I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyone. You get the scoop.

Luther Campbell

#9. A'isha asked him: 'Does one come to Paradise only by the mercy of Allah?' He repeated three times over: 'No one comes to Paradise except by the mercy of Allah!' 'Not even you. Messenger of Allah?' she asked. 'Not even I, unless Allah enfolds me in His mercy.

Anonymous

#10. I don't expect people to know me...I am just someone you need to get along with. I am who I am.

Ann O'M. Bowman