Baldur's Gate 2 Funny Quotes

#1. I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

Dick Van Dyke

#2. Be fearless like a newborn that is born with love and hope.

Debasish Mridha

#3. It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or their man goes missing, all they once lived for turns dark and hateful.

Euripides

#4. A Nation's best defense is an educated citizenry

Thomas Jefferson

#5. Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters.

John C. Wright

#6. In a culture where profit has become the true God, self-sacrifice can seem incomprehensible rather than noble.

Starhawk

#7. Many people find it difficult living with someone who likes to be alone. It grates on those who can't handle it themselves.

Fredrik Backman

#8. The religion most prevalent in our northern colonies is a refinement on the principles of resistance: it is the dissidence of dissent, and the protestantism of the Protestant religion.

Edmund Burke

#9. Today, Leslie writes at least a thousand words a day on DC Metro orange line trains. Most of them perish behind the delete button.

Leslie Welch

#10. I'm going to destroy you, little man!" Sourcefield yelled after me. "I'll rip you apart like a piece of tissue paper in a hurricane!"
"Wow," I said, reaching an intersection and taking cover by an old mailbox.
"What?" Tia asked.
"That was a really good metaphor.

Brandon Sanderson

#11. I think following my instinct has proven to lead me in the right direction, and it's hard to hear sometimes, because it's a noisy world and there's a lot of people talking to you.

Alicia Keys

#12. It's an ember forever burning in my heart. It's a reminder Caleb will live forever.

C.J. Roberts

#13. Sometimes the wisdom of the elderly is equivalent to that of a child.

Charles Lee

#14. My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I really don't remember.

John Malkovich