Bald Guy Quotes

#1. The truth, it is said, is rarely pure or simple, yet genetics can at times seem seductively transparent.

Iain McGilchrist

#2. My earliest childhood memories are of watching Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein and Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. I remember not liking Frankenstein then and going, "Who is this bald guy?" But I love it now.

Quentin Tarantino

#3. I could not think of anything but his fingers on my neck, his thumb on my lips.

Tracy Chevalier

#4. Success is the progressive, timely achievement of your stated goals.

Charles J. Givens

#5. I'm away for a while. But there's no cash on the premises, no drugs, and the pitbull's tested positive. Twice.

William Gibson

#6. When a wise man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger.

Confucius

#7. Maybe learning how to be out in the big world isn't the epic journey everyone thinks it is. Maybe that's actually the easy part. The hard part is what's right in front of you. The hard part is learning how to hold the title to your very existence, to own not only property, but also your life.

Meghan Daum

#8. God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

Joe Cocker

#9. Dear Mornings,I know you hate me but don't you worry because I hate you too!

Sonya Watson

#10. of the Pequod was a most wealthy example of these things. On its round border it bore the

Herman Melville

#11. All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same.

Moby

#12. I was doing a talk show in Vancouver, and somebody called in a bomb threat to protest my violence, which I thought was pretty strange. We had to evacuate.

Paul Watson

#13. The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.

Lisa Loeb

#14. He hadn't done anything. He hadn't needed to. Just being there was enough.

Anthony Horowitz

#15. One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk.

Sufjan Stevens

#16. Most people don't see Hamlet as an old bald guy.

Joss Whedon

#17. You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.

Dana Gould

#18. How could Quing-jao know what the gods meant by anything?

Orson Scott Card

#19. In the past, I've had my share of good reviews, but it's always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don't even know how it happened. Look at me. I mean, when I'm naked, I look like a bald chicken. How did I get to be a scary bad guy?

Gary Oldman

#20. Lights are off when they should be on. Right Now

One Direction

#21. For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

Dennis Franz

#22. Creative people, especially those who are just starting out, feel that they have to conform and be a mass-produced product in order to be noticed. The truth of the matter is that genuineness and unconventionality is often what helps make a mark on the world.

Veronika Carnaby

#23. That baby is small,' observed the bald guy, who sat to the right of Jamie.

He nodded, thinking, small but lethal.

Judith Arnold

#24. And that goddamned bald guy from The Weather Channel was in New Orleans. Everyone knew that the guy only went to the place that was going to get hit the worst. Like a bald, douche-bag weather angel of death.

S.E. Jakes