Baffler Magazine Quotes

#1. I only come to life when there are people watching.

Red Skelton

#2. No one comes to your website to be entertained. They have questions they think you can answer. Content answers questions.

Jay Baer

#3. I'd like to think that most of what I do is self-evident if you're listening to it or seeing it. But I don't mind the fact that it's hard to describe.

Jon Brion

#4. On December 18, 1940, Hitler signed Directive Number 21, better known as Operation Barbarossa.

Leopold Trepper

#5. the scientific data point powerfully toward the existence of a Creator and that the historical evidence for the resurrection establishes convincingly that Jesus is divine.

Lee Strobel

#6. Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

Dave Attell

#7. On a personal level, we all get along fine.

Alex Van Halen

#8. To capture the enemy's entire army is better than to destroy it; to take intact a regiment, a company, or a squad is better than to destroy them. For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the supreme of excellence. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme excellence.

Sun Tzu

#9. Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.

John Wooden

#10. Do more, give more, try harder, aim higher, and give thanks. The rewards will be yours.

Zig Ziglar

#11. I had a minor in Russian history, and this was at the time when the big Cold War was going on.

Kevin J. Anderson

#12. Hate promises you strength, but is in itself a weakness.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Theodore Kaczynski

#14. I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

Noel Fielding